One summer my kid played with a kid with delusional parents.
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Oh wait,,, every summer my kid has played with a kid with delusional parents. Once upon a time there was a real hard case though and this situation really stuck to me.
The kid steps into the box, the umpire says to her "I need to see that bat..." and he checked it out then handed it back to her.
Her dad says to me "See! These umpires know who is hitting! The word is out!! He thinks her bat is rolled!!!!!!!"
I rolled my eyes and kept watching the game.
After the game he asked the umpire why he looked at her bat just knowing he was going to stroke his ego a little.
The umpire said "Well,,, the CF6 Insane has that webbing on it. It's legal. All of the CF 7s have it but they aren't NSA approved yet. I just needed to make sure it was good to use in an NSA game..."
The **** eating grin left his stupid face when he found out that no one gave a flying **** about him or his kid's bat.
I don't know about any of you, but I love seeing a **** stick get it like that.