Chuck Norris

[Ri-domination]

No need to say more, lets hear em!

 

[Ri-domination]

The theory of evolution does not exist, there are only animals he let live and ones he didn't.

 

[Ri-domination]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

[ThompsonUSSSA]

There used to be a street named "Chuck Norris St.", but had to change the name. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives...

 

[Scooter7]

Spider-Man wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he waits.

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, there were 3 missed calls...from Chuck Norris.

 

[Ri-domination]

Google won't find Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

 

[MaddKennaMax]

Chuck norris has a grizzy bear rug in his room. The bear is alive it's just afraid to move.

 

[SpinnerPitch]

Chuck Norris has all the info from the "Great Crash"!

 

[MaddKennaMax]

Chuck Norris actually died 4 years ago. Death is too afraid to tell him.

 

[Lenski65]

Chuck Norris made a McDonalds Happy Meal cry.

 

[Lenski65]

Chuck Norris can speak Brail, and he can hear Sign Language.

 

[Irish196]

No need to say more, lets hear em!

There are no signs of life on Mars because Chuck Norris has already been there.

 

[Irish196]

No need to say more, lets hear em!

Sorry if this is offensive to some:

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the **** out of it.

 

[Ri-domination]

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, his heart is simply not dumb enough to attack him.

 

[Irish196]

No need to say more, lets hear em!

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

When Chuck Norris crosses the street the cars have to look both ways.



Given my daughter is a *huge* Chuck Norris fan, I have heard a ton of these!

 

[initfor51]

"Chuck Norris who?" - said no one ever.

 

[SBGeek]

why did the chicken cross the road? do i really have to say it - to get the he77 out of CHUCK's way

 

[Ri-domination]

Chuck Norris was not born, he just borrowed his mother's womb for 9 months.

 

[AkronCarPro]

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.

 

[AkronCarPro]

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.