Chuck Norris

[Ri-domination]

DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK UNLESS U WANNA GET PUNCHED IN THE FACEhttp://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/chuckpunch1.gif?w=640

good stuff!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lenski65]

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo hides.

Chuck Norris claps with one hand.

When Chuck Norris wants eggs he cracks open a chicken.

 

[Lenski65]

Chuck Norris makes snowmen out of rain.

Chuck Norris created the Giraffe by hitting a horse under the chin with an uppercut.

Chuck Norris is the only person able to divide by zero.

Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween.

 

[mike_dyer]

Bill Brasky was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.

 

[brownsfan]

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, there were 3 missed calls...from Chuck Norris.

He went to invent caller id after Chuck Norris kicked his butt so he wouldn't miss another call

 

[KO123]

Chuck Norris don't like kittens either. Click Here to see Actual footageNOTE: No actual kittens were injured during filming

 

[BretMan2]

 

[Westler33]

Now that's good stuff^^^^^^ lol.

 

[crystlemc]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.

 

[snikt01]

Chuck Norris once peed in a semi trucks gas tank as a joke.. the semi is now known as Optimus Prime.

 

[SMc4SMc]

Could Chuck do that to Shia Lebouf too and make him a better actor?

 

[damonw1]

When Chuck Norris goes to McDonalds, they are not "lovin it"

 

[hawaiidreaming]

Chuck Norris can walk between the raindrops.

 

[damonw1]

George Foreman owns a Chuck Norris grill.

 

[hawaiidreaming]

Chuck Norris never gets his picture taken: he imprints his image in the camera.

 

[damonw1]

Chuck Norris doesn't use Twitter, he is already following you.

 

[damonw1]

Chuck Norris can pee his name in concrete. Permanently.

 

[Shadow72]

Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare, he only eats unicorns.....

 

[Blue Ice]

Hope this worked

 

[Ratchet]

I pledge allegiance to the flag of The United States of America one nation under Chuck Norris