Chuck Norris

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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, he doesn't turn into a zombie....the zombie turns into Chuck Norris..
 
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There are no such things as shooting stars, those are people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks into outter space
 

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Chuck Norris doesn't have to aim a gun, his bullets know better than to miss
 

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This just in from CNN... Chuck Norris turns 75 and 75 decided to retire..

I felt compelled to share...
 

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yea the teethless brush! lol
 

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Chuck Norris was born May 6th, 1945. Nazi Germany surrendered on May 7th, 1945.
Coincidence?? Don't think so.....
 
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