HITTER 23 The Most Interesting Softball Coach In The World

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* Hitter 23's signals never get stolen ... he just uses telepathy to communicate with his players
* No other coach tries to poach his players ... the last 2 that did both were struck by lightning the next day
 
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* Hitter 23's signals never get stolen ... he just uses telepathy to communicate with his players
* No other coach tries to poach his players ... the last 2 that did both were struck by lightning the next day

That's funny.....laughed so hard when reading Pepsi came out my nose all over my iPad. That however is not funny.
 
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dont know him personally but bouldersdad informed me that he inspired michael jordan to wear #23 and then convinced him to retire early to play baseball so he could be his hitting instructor
 
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Did I mention that the 2 poachers were struck by lightning on bright sunny days?
 
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And OQM actually made sure Hitter23's team got it's free uniforms
 
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When his team gets up the wind changes direction and blows out
All his players bat left or right, field and throw with either hand
I once saw him walk on water.....but that was also the night we tapped into a bunch of rolling rock



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The first ball he hit in coach pitch now orbits that Sun and is known as the dwarf planet Pluto.

I don't know hitter23 but I would like to see this keep going. Very entertaining.
 
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He once ran a marathon because there was a softball tournament on the way
 
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Whenever OFC crashes, it's usually because Hitter23 has posted something and to many people are trying to log on at once to see what he said.
 
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* Hitter 23's teams usually get in tournaments for free because the TD's know they will be able to charge gate fees and no one will complain
* Most paparazzi download Hitter 23's tourney schedule as soon as it's available, and work the rest of their schedule around it
* After tournaments that his team played in, no one wants to know on Monday what the results were, just what he was wearing and any quotes he made
 
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* When teams in the same age bracket find out that Hitter 23's team are playing in the tournaments they are going to, they ask the TD if they can play up to save face
* Umpires who usually don't want lineup cards ask for signed ones when Hitter 23's team is playing, which explains why Bretman seems to be rolling in some extra cash recently
 

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