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When the umpires asks "Heads or tails?" at the pre-game meeting he says "Yes".
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Opponents pitchers take their pitch signals from HIM.
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He has hit a bases-empty grand-slam.
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Was voted "First Team All-Tournament" before he even sent his registration check in.
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Because he only needs to go by one name Chris.
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lmao !!!!
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He has the power to command people to resurrect posts about him after three weeks of inactivity.
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Can leave one of the largest organizations without their goon squad hunting him down and "taking him for a ride".
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And it continues.....
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Once, when two players from the other team simultaneously caught a ball his player had hit, he got the replacement umpires to rule it as a home run.
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The best one yet......
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Sorry ... needed a few laughs today so I had to read through this one and bring it back! There are some great lines ...
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Never met Hitter (Chris), but I get the gist of things...so I'll add a few.
Sharks have a Chris Week.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, there were 3 missed calls.....from Chris.
Chris can coach 2nd base if he wants to.
Chris got hit by a pitch and the ball screamed "Ouch!"
Outfield?? Chris don't need no stinkin' outfield.
Sharks have a Chris Week.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, there were 3 missed calls.....from Chris.
Chris can coach 2nd base if he wants to.
Chris got hit by a pitch and the ball screamed "Ouch!"
Outfield?? Chris don't need no stinkin' outfield.
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He purposely lost a game once.....just to see what it would feel like.
He switch hits....at the same time.
He's never lost a coin toss.
Len
He switch hits....at the same time.
He's never lost a coin toss.
Len
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He has never met a hotdog he didn't like:lmao:
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His hitters are so good that one hit a bases empty grand slam
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It's good news and bad news for the TD's when Chris enters a team in their tournament ... they can charge more for admission and no one complains, but they can't schedule other games at the same time as his because everyone want to watch him.
In games where Chris's team is playing, they change the run rule to 50 runs after 1, 40 after 2. They've never had to play more than 2 innings. Fortunately Chris always wins the flip and takes home, otherwise most other teams would never get to bat before the time limit.
In games where Chris's team is playing, they change the run rule to 50 runs after 1, 40 after 2. They've never had to play more than 2 innings. Fortunately Chris always wins the flip and takes home, otherwise most other teams would never get to bat before the time limit.
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Elvis is going on a worldwide tour, to impersonate him
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Elvis is dead ... oh wait, I get it ...