You know your a softball player when....

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Your DD uses eye black in lieu of mascara.

 

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DD took my favorite Tackle Box to the Softball Tourney and I opened it and it's now her Makeup case

 

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When your dd takes her softball jersey off and it still looks like she has it on because of her tan line. When there are buckets of balls in the trunk of the car and no room for the spare tire. When you talk to your co-workers about your dd and fastpitch softball they look at you crazy. When it seems like you have not been to work on a friday or monday all summer, bye bye vacation time

 

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When you already have one of the biggest SUV's available, and you want a larger one to carry all of the softball related equipment - equipment bags, buckets, tent, grill, etc.

 

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When your five year old thinks everytime you get in the car you are going to a softball related function (practice, game, tournament, Dick's Sporting Goods, etc.)

 

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Oh, I forgot one.

When the SUV has 184,000 miles on it.

 

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When the baseball boys come over and say "watch her pitch...I wouldn't want to hit against her."

"What do you mean who is Jenny Finch?"

When you look at camping equipment at the sporting goods stores to see what else you could possibly buy that would make the tournaments that much easier.

When your friends say they're going to Hawaii and then ask you "what tournament are you going to be at this weekend?"

 

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When your 8 year old left handed son goes to his 1st machine pitch baseball practice and tells his coach he knows how to "slap" like his big sister and then demonstates. LOL

 

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i love the one waking up screaming BUNT!:lmao:
I've had that dream!

 

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your co-workers ask where you playing this weekend?

 

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your neighbor tells you, you are not home before he realizes it's you!

 

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your dd drives to school in a car with a softball magnet that has her name on it

 

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When dd breaks her thumb and doesn't cry , finds out she can't play for a month and does cry .

 

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When your five year old thinks everytime you get in the car you are going to a softball related function (practice, game, tournament, Dick's Sporting Goods, etc.)

Or your 3 year old

 

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When your five year old thinks everytime you get in the car you are going to a softball related function (practice, game, tournament, Dick's Sporting Goods, etc.)

Live it...Love it!

 

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OMG, The dodge ball thing put me on the floor that did happen to my DD LOL

As did the invite to work out with the high school girls while in middle school then ended up playing winter ball with them.

Keep them coming this is great.

 

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When dd breaks her thumb and doesn't cry , finds out she can't play for a month and does cry .

so true. that happened to me...

 

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Here's a few more...

When all the cashiers at sams club know you by first name and knows what position and team your daughter plays for... And once reminded you at checkout that you forgot the watermelon..

When your DD say tell me when were about 20 mins away so she can apply her sunscreen, get her cleets on, and pull her hair back..

When your DD can successfully put her sliding shorts, socks, and uniform on at 4:30am still asleep..

When you 5 year old son argues with his 7 year cousin during a game of dodge ball the he was not out because it was a force and he didnt tag him..

When your other daughter (who does not play travel) But has watched all summer can tell u every rule there is in softball.. OMG she really was watching..

When your 5 year old son is now petrafied of Porta pots

And last but not least... when u have spent more time and had more arguments with your GPS than most family members in the last 5 months

 

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Especially the back van door and a spilled bucket of balls pours out...or that one loose ball rolling around the back as you turn each corner! lol

Went to our Fair today opened the back of the van and out came the ball bucketThought of this thread.:cap:

 

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I will tell you I never, thought that this would get that big of a following... I read through all of these and SSSSOOO many have happened to my family of the past 4 years. I just sit back laugh and smile.

Anymore...?