You might be a girls softball parent if....

Mr. Soft Balls

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You schedule all your vacation days based off the tournaments your girls will play.
 

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If you want to still go watch when the girls are done playing..........
 

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If you show up at parties, BBq's, or any outdoor function toting a carrying cart with a pop up tent, seats, coolers, and other outdoor amenities you might be a softball parent.
 

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You have to experiment and find new laundry detergents to take out the multitudes of staines from uniforms... And when you find a new one, there is sense of accomplishment...
 

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After your DD is done playing travel ball everyone in the house is still coaching, using vacation days for tourneys, has a dirty car, and still lugs equipment around. The bonus is that I don't leave a tourney with an upset player in my car.

I think i need help lol.
 

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You use a power washer to clean red dirt out of uniforms and are proud to tell anyone how great it works!
 

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you are on OFC more than any other website
 

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Let's see

You don't even cut your grass
Your car smells like wet feet
You have softballs rolling around your trunk every turn
Mulch sits in your driveway for 2 months
You have a change of clothes in your car for all possible weather
Your golf clubs have more dust on them than the inside of your car
When you walk in your house all you do is trip over ball cleats

Just a few thoughts
 

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when your in a meeting and the c e o is looking for ideas and he says what do you got. and you respond I got a team that's hotter than hot
 

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Now that is funny! And any softball parent in that meeting would certainly say "how hot is hot"
 

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Lest we not forget the "softball grandparents" that follow the team religiously. One car always packed with wagons, umbrellas, various clothes, and necessary coolers. Grandma's emergency kits with bandaids, asperin, goodies. No more week end tee times (well there goers my 11 handicap), no more family affairs to go to, and a miriade of excuses to miss them. And usually a suitecase waiting to be filled for the long trips.
To be honest, I wouldn't miss it for the world, in fact I've adopted the team as "honorary grandpa"............
 

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