What not to say as a coach ...

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Saw this on another board for another sport (rumor is there are other sports!!) ?thought it was an interesting topic. ?Also interested in what positive, maybe unusual, things you have heard a coach say. Any good one-liners?
 
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What inning are we in?

or

My biggest pet peave, the ball hit the plate that means its foul!
 
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Uber_Jones said:
What inning are we in?

;D ;D ;D

Or how 'bout ~ "What do you call that yellow-thingy that girl in the middle of the field is throwing???" ?::)
 
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katjoebenmom said:
[quote author=Uber_Jones link=1206650437/0#2 date=1206652193]What inning are we in?

;D ;D ;D

Or how 'bout ~ "What do you call that yellow-thingy that girl in the middle of the field is throwing???" ?::)
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lol, yes I would be worried about a coach if they said that ;D
 
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How many points have we scored?
Why are you pitching underhand?
We don't bunt, that's for girls!!

All spoken by the same coach.
 
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what not to say, " don't ever shake off my pitch again."


this hs coach will not let a pitcher shake off a pitch. Anyone who knows anything about pitching knows the pitcher has to feel it or it aint gonna work. I'm talking about a coach who has said the rise ball is not a good pitch and hasn't moved a runner over in 3 years.
 
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"your shoes don't match......"

Wait a minute, that's what not to say to my wife.

As a male coaching young ladies, I can think of thousands of things not to say.......out loud. ;D ;D ;D

The dumbest thing I ever said in a game was:

"throw good.......strikes" The player and I laughed about that through the entire game.
 
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"Isn't there some type of run rule?" :eek:

Not a coach, but an umpire approached me before the start of an inning after he made a horrible call...
"Coach...you've been around this sport a long time...what would you have called her?" :eek:
 
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Let off your throw a little, the other girls have a hard time catching you.
 
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"Slow your pitches down and just throw strikes."

"I didn't know there were 2 outs already."

"Can I put her back in the game?"
 
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I have heard these before:

What's her name again?

Where do you usually play?

How many innings are left?

Oh and my favorite...... Who's home team? Us or them? (this is said in the top of the 4th) LOL
 
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Coach, "Wow, what is that called?"

Player who just stole 3rd base, "A delayed steal, Coach"
 
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" Hey blue... would you like to borrow my glasses" ;D
 
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" Do you know what I just read on JJ huddle...... ;D ;D ;D
Sorry huddle fans..... :D :D
 

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