dude, if you make one, make an extra 3X, I'll pay shipping and handling!!!!
there was a shirt i saw recently, "Fight me, I'm Irish," and was joking with a friend, saying "Deport me, I'm Mexican"(what? dice can't be racially insensitive but i can???hey, i'm poking fun at myself, rather than an entire creed!
) but how about, "Ban Me, I roll Bats"