Babies that can read can play fastpitch

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Just saw this commercial for, "Your Baby Can Read". They have all these babies learning and actually reading in their cribs. I think we may be missing out on a big money maker here. Just think an instuctional DVD for babies on hitting, pitching, fielding before they even learn to walk. Why let these babies just enjoy being pampered all the time? They could be Bustos equivalant by the time they reach kindergarden. Hey we could even call the program "Bustos Babies". LOL!!!!

 

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I can see it now...

3u Clinic - Howard and Crystal Bustos Clinic

"Start early on "muscle memory" in hitting techniques. A must go to clinic for any 3u players and their parents"

 

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... and I can see it now...

Quakerman's "1st Inaugural Circuit of Diaper Dandy Champions". No coolers allowed past the gate, but reasonably priced bottles of Pedialyte will be available at the concession stand. Opportunity beckons! :lmao:

 

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Pampers and baby powder will be a big hit at the concession stand also

 

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Pampers and baby powder will be a big hit at the concession stand also

Lock and RELOAD .. HAS AN ALL NEW MEANING !!!!

When it comes to diapers !!!



Tournament prizes:

1st Place: The Golden "Binkie" Team Trophy and 14 individuals

2nd Place: 14 individual silver "binkies"

3rd Place: 14 individual boxes of "Pamper" diapers

 

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ASA Rules Changes For 2011


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Section 20911., subsection 222 shall read: Teams are allowed four diaper changes per game and no more than two per inning in any one game. PENALTY: Team will have to take an out for the batter that could not appear at their spot in the batting order.

Section 20942.,subsection 911 shall read: All runners who are on bases when a required "time-out" is needed for diaper change... will be given a one (1) minute time out period to "refresh" said runner and for that runner to be between the lines within one minute. PENALTY: Parent is thrown out of the game due to lack of speed when it comes to changing diapers.​

 

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My newborn daughter of 7 months is in, where do we sign up.

 

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My newborn daughter of 7 months is in, where do we sign up.

Looks like a natural!

 

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Sign our 3u up. She already has her own footprints on the basement floor so she knows how to space her feet by the tee. She swings hard into the net. She can bend and soften and when she runs the bases I can put my arms down and she knows to slide. She also loves to go to practice. O and more importantly she is potty trained, with the occansional accident.

 

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90 min game times or 1 inning, whichever comes first. 1 out per inning , pitching distance 12 feet, 20 foot bases with no sliding allowed, but you may crawl in.....

 

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My 3 YO niece went out in the yard, on Sat. for her first game of catch with her dad. I had sent her a glove when she was born. They had to get a ball from the dog's toys.

She yelled at her mom "Hey, look. I am playing sokker."