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Go 2 Go 2 said:
I bet those ants were in sugar bliss inside that Ho-Ho. Proabaly like ant Mardi Gras.
I bet those ants were in sugar bliss inside that Ho-Ho. Proabaly like ant Mardi Gras.
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Pickledad, lol---we just ain't right ?
Again, some?very smart, funny posts (and that's why I hang out here, instead of jj huddle).
And you're right, you're lucky someone hasn't taken you to task for your "fruit pie" faux pas. ?;D
btw, anyone ?~ what are piss ants? ?Are they the little brown ones, or the big black ones??
Again, some?very smart, funny posts (and that's why I hang out here, instead of jj huddle).
And you're right, you're lucky someone hasn't taken you to task for your "fruit pie" faux pas. ?;D
btw, anyone ?~ what are piss ants? ?Are they the little brown ones, or the big black ones??
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katjoebenmom said:
No, they are the maize and blue ones. they are native to michigan but some have made their way down to Ohio. they are like the Emerald Ash borer, very distructive and not really good for anything. Despite the wood ban from michigan the Ash Borer still makes it in. As for the piss ants, we clean house every November and it keeps them at bay for about a year.
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I just got off the phone with Hostess, they are willing to sponsor a Fastpitch invitational only.
There will be a new twist in scoring, girls will play the games and at the end of each game one parent must represent the team in a fruit pie/king dong/twinkie/ho ho's, eating contest. The parent who eats the most after each game will help determine the winner.
The only problem is it will be the same time as most of the big tournaments, do you think I will be able to get teams to switch this late in the season?
The winning team will be invited for desert at the consession stand, and the parent who eats the most will be given a full glass of milk.
Any ideas to make this tournament better please let me know.
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King Don
There will be a new twist in scoring, girls will play the games and at the end of each game one parent must represent the team in a fruit pie/king dong/twinkie/ho ho's, eating contest. The parent who eats the most after each game will help determine the winner.
The only problem is it will be the same time as most of the big tournaments, do you think I will be able to get teams to switch this late in the season?
The winning team will be invited for desert at the consession stand, and the parent who eats the most will be given a full glass of milk.
Any ideas to make this tournament better please let me know.
Thanks
King Don
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Upon giving this more thought,.....Maybe we can lobby Hostess to create flourescent yellow snowballs adorned appropriately with raised red coconut threads. This would be a great seller at concession stands. They could also be sold as those balls stuck in windshields.
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I think we ALL from the OFC should make one of thoses "wedding cakes"(maybe we can meet in the man cave)....... and use that for the first place trophy at a tournament next year ;D ;D ;D I will also throw in 5 cases of Mountain Dew so the girls and coaches can get a GREAT sugar rush
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I think they're the little brown ones....just a guess...those are the ones I remember getting into our sugar jar during the summer!
Ringer.....LMAO ?;D....those ants were probably rolling around on their backs, holding their bellies, with glassy eyes, in a comatose state of existence. ? Heck, the ones who got eaten probably figured they were on some "sugar trip". ?
Personally, I was in love (so to speak) with King Dons in the foil wrapper! ?Best ever! ?
Ringer.....LMAO ?;D....those ants were probably rolling around on their backs, holding their bellies, with glassy eyes, in a comatose state of existence. ? Heck, the ones who got eaten probably figured they were on some "sugar trip". ?
Personally, I was in love (so to speak) with King Dons in the foil wrapper! ?Best ever! ?
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I bet if you suggested to Hostess that there could be a possible discrimination case due they support to the male sport of baseball with their summertime ONLY white baseball w/red stiching cupcakes but do not produce the yellow softball cupcakes. This could catch their attention for some sponsorship support.
(sorry I still buy a box every year, even if they are baseballs. Just think the softball ones would have to be bigger !!!)
Banana Flips vs Ho Ho's, oh boy that is a tough one for me.
(sorry I still buy a box every year, even if they are baseballs. Just think the softball ones would have to be bigger !!!)
Banana Flips vs Ho Ho's, oh boy that is a tough one for me.
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LOL
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GREAT CALL RAM !! I never even thought about the softballs being bigger. I can see Homer Simpson right now,...mmmmm Hostess Softballs mmmmmmm
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Thunder_Road said:
I want the big beer league 16" softball size
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one of areas best springfield spartan and thunderbolt supporters happens to run the hostess outlet store in eastgate plaza, she always seemed to have supply of goodies for girls. (not to mention the adults) one of the parents was kind enough to let us know the mini-chocolate donuts were actually diet in discuise (did i spell that rite?
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Clsoe enoguh Annie,....we can all fiugre out waht you menat no maettr how you spleld it. ;D ;D ;D
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Boy, we are all addicted losers talking about pastry items. I can't wait until the first big indoor tournament is over then we can get back to talking about bad games and two hour long centerfield coaches meeting.
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Chocolate, sugar, creamy fillings, chemical preservatives and baseball...who could resist!
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thunder.....too funny
and ringer not sure if these tasty items fit the pastry catagory
this is going to be a long winter, no winter ball here for us and not the winter schedule were used to, talk about withdrawls
dd tried deer hunting last week to fill sometime, she found out her grandfather is a "deer hog". Not nice to take his granddaughters first buck (an 8 point to boot) Guess he just couldn't control himself. Next time she'll have to try distracting him with a twinkie or ho ho if she sees the deer first!!!
and ringer not sure if these tasty items fit the pastry catagory
this is going to be a long winter, no winter ball here for us and not the winter schedule were used to, talk about withdrawls
dd tried deer hunting last week to fill sometime, she found out her grandfather is a "deer hog". Not nice to take his granddaughters first buck (an 8 point to boot) Guess he just couldn't control himself. Next time she'll have to try distracting him with a twinkie or ho ho if she sees the deer first!!!
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RamSftbl said:
With GFOD closing here, my daughter asked me the same thing yesterday..."Dad will you take me deer hunting." I haven't hunted since I started coaching softball about 6 years ago. Softball had taken up so much of my time that I no longer hunted. Think we'll load up on twinkies and Ho Ho's and head to the woods.
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As much as I try to steer clear of sweets, this time of year it gets a lot harder to resist! Between Thanksgiving and Christmas, besides the usual holiday treats of cookies, pies, cakes and candy, we have four different family members with birthdays, so that throws four more birthday cakes and celebrations into the mix.
By the time the new year rolls around, it feels like you just about have to roll me off the couch!
My wife isn't helping matters. She's an itty-bitty thing that can live on a steady diet of Mountain Dew, Oreos and Hershey's Chocolate without any noticable effect. Yesterday, she placed an internet order with Cheryl's Cookies for a box of one hundred iced sugar cookies (which happen to be my favorites). They're intended for gift baskets she's putting together for the holidays.
For her sake, she had better hope that I don't intercept the package before she gets home. If I do, she is likely to find me passed out on the living room floor in a sugar-induced, crumb-covered coma with an empty jug of milk by my hand!
By the time the new year rolls around, it feels like you just about have to roll me off the couch!
My wife isn't helping matters. She's an itty-bitty thing that can live on a steady diet of Mountain Dew, Oreos and Hershey's Chocolate without any noticable effect. Yesterday, she placed an internet order with Cheryl's Cookies for a box of one hundred iced sugar cookies (which happen to be my favorites). They're intended for gift baskets she's putting together for the holidays.
For her sake, she had better hope that I don't intercept the package before she gets home. If I do, she is likely to find me passed out on the living room floor in a sugar-induced, crumb-covered coma with an empty jug of milk by my hand!
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Ringer... I would rather talk about pastries and sweet than talk about nascar or somthing really boring ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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643dp, ....if I knew how to make those Big Bear eyes........ ;D ;D ;D