Christmas softball wish lists

This Christmas what Softball GIFT WISH LIST do you have?

I think I would just settle for a Warehouse to practice in and 12 New balls for the 12 days of Christmas.

I would like...

A Warehouse to practice in
12 New balls for the 12 days of Christmas
A shiny new bat dd can use to hit them

On the first day of Christmas Santa gave to me--- A caught ball deep in centerfield
On the second day of Christmas Santa gave to me two double plays and a caught ball in deep centerfield.
On the third day of Christmas Santa gave to me Three outside corners, two double plays and a caught ball deep to centerfield.
On the Fourth Day of Christmas Santa gave to me 4 base on balls, three outside corners, two double plays and a caught ball deep to centerfield.
On the fifth day of Christmas Santa gave to me 5 BALLS GONE YARD!!!! four base on balls, three outside corners, two double plays and a caught ball deep to centerfield.
On the sixth day of Christmas Santa gave to me six diving catches!.......5 BALLS GONE YARD!!!! four base on balls, three outside corners, two double plays and a caught ball deep to centerfield
On the seventh day of Christmas santa gave to me the seven perfect bunts!, six diving catches!.......5 BALLS GONE YARD!!!! four base on balls, three outside corners, two double plays and a caught ball deep to centerfield
On the eighth day of Christmas Santa gave to me 8 left on bases!,seven perfect bunts,six diving catches!.......5 BALLS GONE YARD!!!! four base on balls, three outside corners, two double plays and a caught ball deep to centerfield
On the ninth day of Christmas Santa gave to me 9 sunny weekends!!!,8 left on bases,seven perfect bunts,six diving catches!.......5 BALLS GONE YARD!!!! four base on balls, three outside corners, two double plays and a caught ball deep to centerfield
On the tenth day of Christmas Santa gave to me 10 quick runs!!,9 sunny weekends,8 left on bases,seven perfect bunts,six diving catches!.......5 BALLS GONE YARD!!!! four base on balls, three outside corners, two double plays and a caught ball deep to centerfield.
On the eleventh day of Christmas Santa gave to me 11 perfect parents!,10 quick runs,9 sunny weekends,8 left on bases,seven perfect bunts,six diving catches!.......5 BALLS GONE YARD!!!! four base on balls, three outside corners, two double plays and a caught ball deep to centerfield.
On the 12th day of Christmas Santa gave to me 12 healthy players!....10 quick runs,9 sunny weekends,8 left on bases,seven perfect bunts,six diving catches!.......5 BALLS GONE YARD!!!! four base on balls, three outside corners, two double plays and A CAUGHT BALL DEEP TO CENTERFIELD>>>>>>.

I wanna go back to when the DD was a tee baller and do it all over again. Having the DD home for holidays and going to the cages with her old man will be just fine also...

My softball Christmas wish is to go back to t-ball and have her hit from he left side, instead of the right. If I'd only known.

Ooo Oooo I have another one
For Christmas I wish for all the snow that is scheduled to fall in March and April.

metal cleats
a rockettech
cute, female 3rd base coach
a Jeff-signed camo coaches shirt
a date with jennie finch
to arm wrestle Bustos
another sweaty Classics hat
unlimited amount of mechanical pencils

I'm giving odds on Bustos, Statman..

I will give you your wish with Bustos and the arm wrestling, show up at the clinic Dec.27 or 28 and sign a wavier and it is a done deal...you blew it with Jennie someone at the clinic, the one on his knee behind Jennie took her heart already, he is the one in the blue hat and shirt. If that is not a you know what eating grin I have never seen one, except on boulders dads face with the rolled up hat!

PM me and let me know what date you will be attending and I will set it up for lunch time...it should not take very long. Is Ringer an EMT or do you know one?

On the top of my dd's list is Weekend with the GOLD and SILVER!

I am sure she will receive this!

Statman. This would be a great fund raiser. I'm sure a bunch of us would pay to watch this.

man, do i relly want what i wish for? especially around a crowd of girls! okay, really tough girls, even (i sound like the pink-tuxedo hanna barbara snagglepuss)

heavens to murgatroyd!

Statman, sometimes you had better be careful what you wish for... every once in a while they come true..

Hey Santa, How about a NEW SCORE BOOK with Lots of runs Scored for our team.

Hilliarddad3 said:

On the first day of Christmas Santa gave to me--- A caught ball deep in centerfield
On the second day of Christmas Santa gave to me two double plays and a caught ball in deep centerfield.
On the third day of Christmas Santa gave to me Three outside corners, two double plays and a caught ball deep to centerfield.
On the Fourth Day of Christmas Santa gave to me 4 base on balls, three outside corners, two double plays and a caught ball deep to centerfield.
On the fifth day of Christmas Santa gave to me 5 BALLS GONE YARD!!!! four base on balls, three outside corners, two double plays and a caught ball deep to centerfield.
On the sixth day of Christmas Santa gave to me six diving catches!.......5 BALLS GONE YARD!!!! four base on balls, three outside corners, two double plays and a caught ball deep to centerfield
On the seventh day of Christmas santa gave to me the seven perfect bunts!, six diving catches!.......5 BALLS GONE YARD!!!! four base on balls, three outside corners, two double plays and a caught ball deep to centerfield
On the eighth day of Christmas Santa gave to me 8 left on bases!,seven perfect bunts,six diving catches!.......5 BALLS GONE YARD!!!! four base on balls, three outside corners, two double plays and a caught ball deep to centerfield
On the ninth day of Christmas Santa gave to me 9 sunny weekends!!!,8 left on bases,seven perfect bunts,six diving catches!.......5 BALLS GONE YARD!!!! four base on balls, three outside corners, two double plays and a caught ball deep to centerfield
On the tenth day of Christmas Santa gave to me 10 quick runs!!,9 sunny weekends,8 left on bases,seven perfect bunts,six diving catches!.......5 BALLS GONE YARD!!!! four base on balls, three outside corners, two double plays and a caught ball deep to centerfield.
On the eleventh day of Christmas Santa gave to me 11 perfect parents!,10 quick runs,9 sunny weekends,8 left on bases,seven perfect bunts,six diving catches!.......5 BALLS GONE YARD!!!! four base on balls, three outside corners, two double plays and a caught ball deep to centerfield.
On the 12th day of Christmas Santa gave to me 12 healthy players!....10 quick runs,9 sunny weekends,8 left on bases,seven perfect bunts,six diving catches!.......5 BALLS GONE YARD!!!! four base on balls, three outside corners, two double plays and A CAUGHT BALL DEEP TO CENTERFIELD>>>>>>.

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LOL!!! How did I not see this post, before?!?!

Nice job, Hilliarddad.

I wish for a #1 12U pitcher to show up.............still waiting