Okay, I was in a hurry, allow me to elaborate & explain .....
dumb daughter ... (hit the &%$#%ing cutoff!!!!!)
debutante daughter ... (you look great, now get in the box & HIT!!)
dearest daughter ... (thanks Sweetie, do I really look good in my coach's shirt??)
dysfunctional daughter ... (wtf, your hair & make-up look great, we're playing SOFTBALL, and we're late ... let's go!!)
daddy's daughter ... (WOW!! ... a gapper!! ... I taught her THAT!)
dip$4%& daughter ... (OMG, why did you tease the pitcher when she had the ball in the circle?!?!?)
delinquent daughter ... (alright, it's 2 hours past curfew ... IN THE ROOM!!!!)
... but most often, ...... DARLING daughter .... (how I REALLY always feel!!)
Love the Dollar Depleter/Destroyer (so true) ...
* shin/knee pads ... $30
* 2 New pair of Under Armour socks ... $18
* Hitting Lesson ... $75
* New Ringors ... $90
* New Bat Bag on wheels ... $109
* New glove from the Glove Doctor ... $175
* New SynergyBat ... $279
* A summer watching "dd" play ball .... PRICELESS ....