Ever wonder, What are that coaches talking about?

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Ok I was at my high school practice today. While the girls are in warm-ups I walk up on my asst. coaches (both female) and see they are engaged in a intense conversation about something??? I was interested to hear the conversation was about hair color and dyeing gray hair(which I could use)? Let me say at this point, all of my coaches are awesome teachers of the sport and love the girls.....but hair products? So I say to my male asst., wow that's not something you would ever hear to male coaches talking about.
So it got me thinking. Just for the fun of it what have you heard over the years...at practices or games.....any similar experiences? What do you think the coaches are saying when we are together away from the girls?
I do love the coaches I work with!

 

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here are just a few guy topics... you can combine these in any order, any combination, and even use them double or triple in the same conversation

a chic walking by at the park...
some sporting event
the darn dog
cutting grass or skipping it
about themselves in some way, bragging just a lil'
the boss being a tool
complaining about "what she bought" the other day
Not able to go fishing...
food...
beer...
food + beer + a chic
food + beer + "last night"
the chic that got away
drinking a beer + some chic
complaining about the ol' lady
stupid varsity coach
the DD hitting a ball 400'
golf
bad jokes and pick -up lines heard at the office
bragging about the DD and how she showed the stupid varsity coach
OSU vs MI and acting like it's the first time it's ever come up
how big the deer was that "I" passed up waiting for the bigg'n
gas prices
some goofy guy in the stands
still being fired up an the umpire from last week, 3rd time, same story, to the same people
boyz coming over with 6 pairs of underwear on beneath jeans 8 times to big and pants pulled all the way up to their calves

and the list that never gets talked about:
having a dunlap
complimenting other mens' attire
skinny jeans on men beomg acceptable
nail polish
getting burnt in the tanning both
another man's cologne
buying spankies (spelling?)
Doc visits and details
anything about the other dude's hair, nails, or anything attached by skin


I'd preface this with something but don't want to brag about anything...

 

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You are truly ate up Lester. You are the only one I know that would sit and think about this topic and what to put down. You are a true ofc junkie, lol.

 

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Lester,
You came up with those list too fast...did you have them ready to go.
I know its the do's and don't list you give your asst.? hehe
BTW I only have sons.
And I am the "stupid varsity coach"
Everything else has been discussed for sure!
You forgot on the don't list...what pills they may be taking!

 

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OK ... have to agree completely with Lester on "what never gets talked about", but I think anyone who walked up on our coaches (especially me!) would be disappointed ... we are usually talking about ...

* the lineup for the next game
* what we need to work on in the next practice
* what strategies we need to use to have the best chance to win the next game
* which girls are on fire, and which ones are struggling some and how we can help them
* whether we have enough time to run to the bathroom or the local McDonald's before we have to warm up for the next game!

 

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My 2 assistant coaches and I are women and you don't want to know what we talk about. Every time we get to jabbing, all men in the group tend to leave with looks of disgust on their faces.

 

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OK ... have to agree completely with Lester on "what never gets talked about", but I think anyone who walked up on our coaches (especially me!) would be disappointed ... we are usually talking about ...

* the lineup for the next game
* what we need to work on in the next practice
* what strategies we need to use to have the best chance to win the next game
* which girls are on fire, and which ones are struggling some and how we can help them
* whether we have enough time to run to the bathroom or the local McDonald's before we have to warm up for the next game!

In all seriousness...this is a great list and very representative.

 

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Lester,
You came up with those list too fast...did you have them ready to go.
I know its the do's and don't list you give your asst.? hehe
BTW I only have sons.
And I am the "stupid varsity coach"
Everything else has been discussed for sure!
You forgot on the don't list...what pills they may be taking!

After my tenure in Tennessee ...BS'n down south is more than an Olypmic event....it's Gospel on how they live. They learnt me all this stuff.

With all do respect...not old enough for the pills thingy and speed in BS'n comes with that southern learnin I got.

 

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You are truly ate up Lester. You are the only one I know that would sit and think about this topic and what to put down. You are a true ofc junkie, lol.

I made it....time to go to Disney World! I impressed big daddy Paul. And I'm the ate up one, you read all that mess.

 

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Fantasy Baseball

 

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60-12-4. I thought that's what coaches talked about.

 

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Chicago women are just as likely as men to be discussing sports - especially da Bears!

 

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here are just a few guy topics... you can combine these in any order, any combination, and even use them double or triple in the same conversation

a chic walking by at the park...
some sporting event
the darn dog
cutting grass or skipping it
about themselves in some way, bragging just a lil'
the boss being a tool
complaining about "what she bought" the other day
Not able to go fishing...
food...
beer...
food + beer + a chic
food + beer + "last night"
the chic that got away
drinking a beer + some chic
complaining about the ol' lady
stupid varsity coach
the DD hitting a ball 400'
golf
bad jokes and pick -up lines heard at the office
bragging about the DD and how she showed the stupid varsity coach
OSU vs MI and acting like it's the first time it's ever come up
how big the deer was that "I" passed up waiting for the bigg'n
gas prices
some goofy guy in the stands
still being fired up an the umpire from last week, 3rd time, same story, to the same people
boyz coming over with 6 pairs of underwear on beneath jeans 8 times to big and pants pulled all the way up to their calves

and the list that never gets talked about:
having a dunlap
complimenting other mens' attire
skinny jeans on men beomg acceptable
nail polish
getting burnt in the tanning both
another man's cologne
buying spankies (spelling?)
Doc visits and details
anything about the other dude's hair, nails, or anything attached by skin


I'd preface this with something but don't want to brag about anything...

Dunlap!!!!! :lmao:

 

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Lester your entire list is absolutely hilarious... possible post of the year ?
I for one have a dd who's to young for h.s ball, so all I hear is from travel coaches
• who brought the coffee?
• who brought the beer?
• who's pitching today?
• why isn't my dd pitching today?
• where's the porta jon?
• who's buying the walking tacos ?
• what city are we in?
•...... the list goes on, and on as you know........

 

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I'm just here to help... the wife is out of town on business so OFC time goes up exponentially in between running to 2 different AAU bball teams and 3 different softball practices. You know, in all that free time. Oh yeah, and in between helping some with hitting lessons and taking one of the DD's to pitching and bucket time outside of that. Sound familiar. And, anything to avoid laundry.

Now I'm surprised I haven't missed more items on the list...

 

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Candlesticks always make a nice gift...

 

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Myself and another assistant were trying to figure out what the past tense of "stride" was. Made for a conversation we still joke about this year even though our DD's are on new teams...

 

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Weather Florida gulf coast university have a softball team or not.

 

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Which parent is the most upset this game and where our easiests escape route is.;&

 

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Today, they are talking about the injury suffered by Louisville player.