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Oscar Mayer has a photo of him at the entrance of their main office with a caption that reads..."This Man has made or company what it is today". He is also the inventor of the foot long hotdog.....
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Obviously you have not met HITTER 23
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- The Yankees became competitive again and started winning WS after he became a fan.
- The new Yankee Stadium is the house Hitter23 built.
- The new Yankee Stadium is the house Hitter23 built.
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Youve been talking to Tim too long. :lmao:
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He plays cards with JD Shellnut chief of police
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The law is on his side!
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I got to get in on this
1) Hitter23 got locked out of his house in his under garments fetching the morning paper. The kids who witnessed this will only wear under garments to school to be like him.
2) Porta-potties are reserved for him at each tournament and no one dares to use them (before and definitely not after him)
3) Hitter23's teams have scored infinity multiple times
4) Candrea came to Dayton in 2010 to meet him
5) Hitter23 will not teach Carrier's toe touch because it sounds whimpy
6) Hitters23's first name is earth so yes it is his world
7) Hitter23 can touch MC Hammers
8) Hitter23 was kicked off Facebook for having more friends than Zuckerburg
9) Everyone puts their kids in travel ball so they can watch Hitter23 coach
10) When Hitter23 players go to college they feel like they have taken a step backwards
Honorable mention: Dos Equis called Hitter23 to get permission to run their commercials with an imposter
1) Hitter23 got locked out of his house in his under garments fetching the morning paper. The kids who witnessed this will only wear under garments to school to be like him.
2) Porta-potties are reserved for him at each tournament and no one dares to use them (before and definitely not after him)
3) Hitter23's teams have scored infinity multiple times
4) Candrea came to Dayton in 2010 to meet him
5) Hitter23 will not teach Carrier's toe touch because it sounds whimpy
6) Hitters23's first name is earth so yes it is his world
7) Hitter23 can touch MC Hammers
8) Hitter23 was kicked off Facebook for having more friends than Zuckerburg
9) Everyone puts their kids in travel ball so they can watch Hitter23 coach
10) When Hitter23 players go to college they feel like they have taken a step backwards
Honorable mention: Dos Equis called Hitter23 to get permission to run their commercials with an imposter
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This was fabulous..... I bow to your greatness
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I'm, i'm speechless.
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Then something good came of this thread! haha
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That's why there is a 3 year waiting list to get on his team.......................................... oh wait.....;&
JK, Chris is a great guy even though he is a Yanks fan. :lmao:
JK, Chris is a great guy even though he is a Yanks fan. :lmao:
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He once made a bat from a lightning struck tree and called it "wonderboy".
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His Yankees always win.
This thread was about him, we all must be bored.
He will pay you tomorrow for a hotdog today.
This thread was about him, we all must be bored.
He will pay you tomorrow for a hotdog today.
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He is trending worldwide on twitter.
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he got so bored with hitters batting 1000 % he taught his team's pitcher's two pitches : The Drop-Rise and the Rise-Drop. MD
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Softballs are yellow because they are hitter 23's favorite color
He once taught a bad habit in hitting, just to see how it feels
His blood smells like a softball
He pays YOU for hitting lessons
His players have softball tattoos that say hitter 23
The softball gods aks him what to do prior to a game
If he were to tell you "have a good game".... you would
He is 100% man and 50% awesome
I don't even know hitter23 just wanted to join in on the fun...
He once taught a bad habit in hitting, just to see how it feels
His blood smells like a softball
He pays YOU for hitting lessons
His players have softball tattoos that say hitter 23
The softball gods aks him what to do prior to a game
If he were to tell you "have a good game".... you would
He is 100% man and 50% awesome
I don't even know hitter23 just wanted to join in on the fun...
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Field of Dreams was filmed in Hitter 23's back yard
Brittany Duncan quit college just to play for Hitter 23 again
All the lemmings kneel when Hitter 23 walks into a room
I've seen women faint when you mention his name
Howard Carrier has Hitter 23 tattoo'd on his arm
Brittany Duncan quit college just to play for Hitter 23 again
All the lemmings kneel when Hitter 23 walks into a room
I've seen women faint when you mention his name
Howard Carrier has Hitter 23 tattoo'd on his arm
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When at Howard's, Hitter 23 sit's in the mother of all chair's
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My wife sits outside his house in her car in the off chance he mows his grass without his shirt on.
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His 8U Platinum Elite Showcase team is already 100% D1 committed.