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We knew she would be good,
It was clear for all to see,
We'd been practicing four days a week,
Since the ripe old age of three,
Tee ball was our first stop,
We found it quite a bore,
What was my daughter learning?
I mean they never kept the score.
We skipped tee ball that next year,
I think everyone knew,
Everyone except her coach,
That guy didn't have a clue,
Just some dad volunteering,
Not really a coach at all,
I'm surprised he could swing a bat,
Or even throw a ball.
The next year was another team,
We gave it another try,
Another worthless experience,
Time to kiss rec ball good-bye!
Travel ball, thank the Lord,
Now we were on our way,
"What do you mean? Utility player?"
We paid our fee to play!
A brand new year and another team,
This one was really bad,
Another worthless coach,
I'm sure another dad.
Six more teams the next five years,
Our talent they just don't see,
She's easily the best on the team,
It's plain as day to me.
High school ball, what a waste,
My daughter deserves to start!
Give me that AD's number,
Time to rip that coach apart,
Winter of her Senior year,
It was heartbreaking to hear her say,
"Dad, I'm not trying out this year,
I've lost the will to play."
I can't much say I blame her,
As I look back through the years,
I think of all the memories,
My eyes well up with tears,
If it wasn't for all those coaches,
And all those worthless teams,
My daughter would still be playing,
We'd still be chasing our dreams.
It was clear for all to see,
We'd been practicing four days a week,
Since the ripe old age of three,
Tee ball was our first stop,
We found it quite a bore,
What was my daughter learning?
I mean they never kept the score.
We skipped tee ball that next year,
I think everyone knew,
Everyone except her coach,
That guy didn't have a clue,
Just some dad volunteering,
Not really a coach at all,
I'm surprised he could swing a bat,
Or even throw a ball.
The next year was another team,
We gave it another try,
Another worthless experience,
Time to kiss rec ball good-bye!
Travel ball, thank the Lord,
Now we were on our way,
"What do you mean? Utility player?"
We paid our fee to play!
A brand new year and another team,
This one was really bad,
Another worthless coach,
I'm sure another dad.
Six more teams the next five years,
Our talent they just don't see,
She's easily the best on the team,
It's plain as day to me.
High school ball, what a waste,
My daughter deserves to start!
Give me that AD's number,
Time to rip that coach apart,
Winter of her Senior year,
It was heartbreaking to hear her say,
"Dad, I'm not trying out this year,
I've lost the will to play."
I can't much say I blame her,
As I look back through the years,
I think of all the memories,
My eyes well up with tears,
If it wasn't for all those coaches,
And all those worthless teams,
My daughter would still be playing,
We'd still be chasing our dreams.