He's perfect.
Slow runner in front of him gets a steal because the pitcher is mesmerized.. Bases loaded, he relaxes everybody, no pressure. Probably induces a pass ball but HBP scores a run so I Evo him to first. And he's definitely fast, and "light" on his toes, so I've got a SS or CF to pair with Billy Hamilton.... we're getting extra bases all day long. Heck who needs a mascot or cheerleaders. Can you imagine the Bobble-head or t-shirt sales?
C'money folks platinum, maybe titanium opportunity here.... Umm, I think the Yankees should sign him for A-Rod money.