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items on for the auction are updated on our web site. www.cincystatic.org
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Les, I'll be able to get my tix at the door, right? We didn't practice in Hamilton on Sunday and I missed my chance.
Is that the new color scheme for the 11U? Pretty sharp!
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Yes, tickets at the door are available.
Yes, we have all new uniforms for team 98. I did something pretty cool (self-promoting a lil
), gave the girls the teamworks web site and asked/challenged them to design 2 sets of uniforms. It was cool to seem them banter and vote on what "they" wanted... after all... it's their team! So we have 2 sets of sublimated uni's on the way!!! Awesome for them to participate in and at the same time take some "design" heat of of me!
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Yes, tickets at the door are available.
Yes, we have all new uniforms for team 98. I did something pretty cool (self-promoting a lil
Look forward to coming to the dance this weekend....the Big Girl signed some balls for you to help the girls.
Howard
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as always she is giving to the community without question!! Send her our thanks!!!!
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Howard,
Please send our sincere thanks to her.
Les the girls did a nice job!! There are not too many colors we haven't used in the organization in only 4 yrs. We might have to make up some new colors on the color wheel to keep this thing going.
Please send our sincere thanks to her.
Les the girls did a nice job!! There are not too many colors we haven't used in the organization in only 4 yrs. We might have to make up some new colors on the color wheel to keep this thing going.
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Yes, tickets at the door are available.
Yes, we have all new uniforms for team 98. I did something pretty cool (self-promoting a lil
your kids did well, then! The new scheme is really sharp! Well done!
We think the 10U team will be out in full force on Saturday and I know my wife and I are bringing a couple with us and their daughter. Doing are part to help!
See you Saturday!
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Sorry we are going to miss it this year and Good Luck, hope it is successful for the girls. Tell all our old friends we said hello and look forward to seeing them this summer.
Oh yeah, may I suggest Black & Blue , haven't seen that one yet with lightning bolts. :lmao:
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Man Gophy.... thought you and Kavin would have another dance off!
And the color situation...the way it's going who knows....we may have them all before we put a stop to the madness!
And the color situation...the way it's going who knows....we may have them all before we put a stop to the madness!
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H&G,
Thank you for all of your support. Look forward to seeing you Saturday night.
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Over $10k in items.
The web site will be updated a couple times before the boot scootin' gets hot and heavy!
C'mon out! We'll let you make fun of Kavin on the mic all night!!
Over 50 door prizes and a balloon drop that the kids will loooove!
The web site will be updated a couple times before the boot scootin' gets hot and heavy!
C'mon out! We'll let you make fun of Kavin on the mic all night!!
Over 50 door prizes and a balloon drop that the kids will loooove!
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Les I regret to inform you that Gerry's wife is not allowing him to come out and play with the other boys....so Kavin will get it all or Rob unless he is talking on his cell phone as usual.
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We are just 12 hours & 36 minutes away until all hell breaks loose. The girls are pumped & primed for fun so come on out. We have almost $11K in auction items.
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We had a great time at the Static dance last night and at 61 years old I thought I had seen it all....until last night.
I have a lot of respect for the Static kids, parents and some of the coaches and they work hard however last night was something straight out of a play book written by Tim Duncan!
No it was not an indoor corn hole championship although that was offered!
No it was not how far you could spit while dancing to Rocky Top!
A lady was coming around to our table asking us would we like to sign up for a spot? What or who is a spot? Well it is really not a spot it is a square!
What is the square for?
So she took us over to a cage and there were 20 equally measured squares and each one was numbered....I was looking for possibly a possum or raccoon as it looked kind of like a chicken coop.
Because the dance was taking place in Ross, I felt like it was possible there could be a country theme associated to the dance and there were more pickup trucks in the parking lot than cars so the chicken coop on the dance floor was not a total shock. Tim keeps one in his kitchen so this was something I had seen before.
Just when I thought I had it figured out a rather huge man wearing bib over alls and built like a WWF wrestler on steroids, wearing batting gloves and carrying a chicken under his arm appears!
The lady tells me this is country poop (it actually starts with an S) bingo! You pick a square where you think the chicken will poop and if it does you split the pot!
It was like deja vu and being at Tim Duncan's house in Fairborne, Ohio!
The guy carrying the chicken did however have all his teeth and a nice tan so he must have come in from the South with the tan he had unless he is local and uses a tanning bed!
The next thing I hear is the DJ playing the Chicken Dance song as an intro for the person carrying the chicken.
Some one commented he looked like the Michael Vic of chicken handlers
He placed the chicken inside the cage and the crowd cheered like it was a Mixed Martial Arts match however the coop was square. The crowd was cheering every time the chicken stood on a new spot.
There were rumors the chicken had been feed Ex-***...rumors about these things can be over exaggerated.
I picked square 17 and was trying to honor Tim's daughtesr Brit birthday and for her being picked by ESPN. Then I could not remember if she was 16 or 17 so I went with 17!
It was like magic as the chicken made a deposit on number 17...we had won the first round of Chicken Poop Bingo!
The Static girls started doing the Chicken Dance and cheering like they had won something also.
The Chicken Handler Man then removed the chicken carefully to refill it for the next round :lmao:
I can not help but wonder what they will come up with for next year since Tim Duncan is now a consultant for entertainment.
The wife said this was even better than last years dance and was looking forward to coming back again.
Howard
I have a lot of respect for the Static kids, parents and some of the coaches and they work hard however last night was something straight out of a play book written by Tim Duncan!
No it was not an indoor corn hole championship although that was offered!
No it was not how far you could spit while dancing to Rocky Top!
A lady was coming around to our table asking us would we like to sign up for a spot? What or who is a spot? Well it is really not a spot it is a square!
What is the square for?
So she took us over to a cage and there were 20 equally measured squares and each one was numbered....I was looking for possibly a possum or raccoon as it looked kind of like a chicken coop.
Because the dance was taking place in Ross, I felt like it was possible there could be a country theme associated to the dance and there were more pickup trucks in the parking lot than cars so the chicken coop on the dance floor was not a total shock. Tim keeps one in his kitchen so this was something I had seen before.
Just when I thought I had it figured out a rather huge man wearing bib over alls and built like a WWF wrestler on steroids, wearing batting gloves and carrying a chicken under his arm appears!
The lady tells me this is country poop (it actually starts with an S) bingo! You pick a square where you think the chicken will poop and if it does you split the pot!
It was like deja vu and being at Tim Duncan's house in Fairborne, Ohio!
The guy carrying the chicken did however have all his teeth and a nice tan so he must have come in from the South with the tan he had unless he is local and uses a tanning bed!
The next thing I hear is the DJ playing the Chicken Dance song as an intro for the person carrying the chicken.
Some one commented he looked like the Michael Vic of chicken handlers
He placed the chicken inside the cage and the crowd cheered like it was a Mixed Martial Arts match however the coop was square. The crowd was cheering every time the chicken stood on a new spot.
There were rumors the chicken had been feed Ex-***...rumors about these things can be over exaggerated.
I picked square 17 and was trying to honor Tim's daughtesr Brit birthday and for her being picked by ESPN. Then I could not remember if she was 16 or 17 so I went with 17!
It was like magic as the chicken made a deposit on number 17...we had won the first round of Chicken Poop Bingo!
The Static girls started doing the Chicken Dance and cheering like they had won something also.
The Chicken Handler Man then removed the chicken carefully to refill it for the next round :lmao:
I can not help but wonder what they will come up with for next year since Tim Duncan is now a consultant for entertainment.
The wife said this was even better than last years dance and was looking forward to coming back again.
Howard
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For the First time in my life I am speechless, and your chicken cant count shes 16......lol
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We had a great time at the Static dance last night and at 61 years old I thought I had seen it all....until last night.
I have a lot of respect for the Static kids, parents and some of the coaches and they work hard however last night was something straight out of a play book written by Tim Duncan!
No it was not an indoor corn hole championship although that was offered!
No it was not how far you could spit while dancing to Rocky Top!
A lady was coming around to our table asking us would we like to sign up for a spot? What or who is a spot? Well it is really not a spot it is a square!
What is the square for?
So she took us over to a cage and there were 20 equally measured squares and each one was numbered....I was looking for possibly a possum or raccoon as it looked kind of like a chicken coop.
Because the dance was taking place in Ross, I felt like it was possible there could be a country theme associated to the dance and there were more pickup trucks in the parking lot than cars so the chicken coop on the dance floor was not a total shock. Tim keeps one in his kitchen so this was something I had seen before.
Just when I thought I had it figured out a rather huge man wearing bib over alls and built like a WWF wrestler on steroids, wearing batting gloves and carrying a chicken under his arm appears!
The lady tells me this is country poop (it actually starts with an S) bingo! You pick a square where you think the chicken will poop and if it does you split the pot!
It was like deja vu and being at Tim Duncan's house in Fairborne, Ohio!
The guy carrying the chicken did however have all his teeth and a nice tan so he must have come in from the South with the tan he had unless he is local and uses a tanning bed!
The next thing I hear is the DJ playing the Chicken Dance song as an intro for the person carrying the chicken.
Some one commented he looked like the Michael Vic of chicken handlers
He placed the chicken inside the cage and the crowd cheered like it was a Mixed Martial Arts match however the coop was square. The crowd was cheering every time the chicken stood on a new spot.
There were rumors the chicken had been feed Ex-***...rumors about these things can be over exaggerated.
I picked square 17 and was trying to honor Tim's daughtesr Brit birthday and for her being picked by ESPN. Then I could not remember if she was 16 or 17 so I went with 17!
It was like magic as the chicken made a deposit on number 17...we had won the first round of Chicken Poop Bingo!
The Static girls started doing the Chicken Dance and cheering like they had won something also.
The Chicken Handler Man then removed the chicken carefully to refill it for the next round :lmao:
I can not help but wonder what they will come up with for next year since Tim Duncan is now a consultant for entertainment.
The wife said this was even better than last years dance and was looking forward to coming back again.
Howard
I'd be laughing really hard...
...had that chicken not won me 50 bucks!
:lmao:
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Tim this was the best idea you have ever come up with and all the rest of the teams trying to fund raise will have these Duncan treasure ideas to count thanks to you!
You are the man of the world and sit at the right hand of the almighty, Kavin and Les and Gerry!
I won $50 thinking she was 17 and I can live with that all the way to the bank!
I wonder what would have happened if it had landed on the line of 16 and 17? Does splatter count?
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Then you'd have to "split the pot" with the other "split the pot" winner in case of splatter ! Or a re-do do . Rules apply differently in different parts of Kentucky.
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I've been fearing the "hitter" response on this one... when I heard his name being called out and realized "hitter" is the first ever chicken poop winner.... I about died and cringed at the same time. Just knew the OFC comments would be classic...
And Tim, I'm sorry he had to drag you into this;&. :cap:
And Tim, I'm sorry he had to drag you into this;&. :cap:
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