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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
 
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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups. He moves the earth up and down.
 
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Who is Chick Norris?

We need a Bill Brasky thread.
 
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Bill Brasky and Chuck Norris went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around. So Brasky throws a saddle on Chuck's back and rides him around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, Chuck's stamina increased with each day, and he develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Brasky decides to enter Chuck into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. Chuck was running in second place, and he was running, and he broke his ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot him. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Dont shoot him, hes a human.
 
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Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Brasky had to shoot the maid.
 
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According to ASA rules, only Chuck Norris can coach second base.
 
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Bill Brasky named the group ShaNaNa. They did not want to be called that.
 
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