Bill Brasky and Chuck Norris went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around. So Brasky throws a saddle on Chuck's back and rides him around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, Chuck's stamina increased with each day, and he develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Brasky decides to enter Chuck into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. Chuck was running in second place, and he was running, and he broke his ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot him. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Dont shoot him, hes a human.