I was giving you the perfect opportunity to once again promote this fund raiser... you disappointed me.
Edit that: I stand corrected.
Please understand he has a very nice daughter and a sweet wife...normally when you see him in public he has a red handkerchief around his throat and if you look closely under it is a dog training shock collar. You can press a button and you can hear a warning tone and if he does not respond the wife or daughter hits the mild shock or the hard shock.
The mild shock just makes his nose run and the hard shock makes him wet his pants. They however have found that putting Depend Diapers on him reduces the clean up mess associated with his training process. Kind of like people you see in your neighborhood picking up after their dogs.
If you are annoyed by his posts call her and she can fix
IT as she has had him
FIXED also so he can not procreated anymore.
However his wife may be on to something as we have contemplated using the shock collar on hitters during practice. If they drop their hands, squish the bug etc ZAP!
Then during games if the coach gets out of hand the parents will pay a fee, based on a lottery selection and be able to ZAP! the coach when they get out of hand. It looks like a channel changer and I am told that most of the parents can be bribed to hit the buttons just to liven up the game a little especially if it is a blow out! Of course it (the money) all goes for a good cause and the money goes in the pot as a fund raiser :lmao: or you could simply attend the fund raiser as Coop has agreed to wear the collar and you get to push the button for a nominal fee and either make his nose run or wet his pants.
Kind of like at carnivals where the person sits on a board and you throw the ball and if you hit the target they go into the water however most of the kids Coop trains can not hit the target so the buttons are a sure thing!:lmao:
