Softball Jokes! ?Let's Hear Em'!

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You know you're a softball junkie if...

7. You think "wearing something nice" means an all-tournament shirt with no dirt stains.

13. ?You own more softball t-shirts than pairs of underwear.

Told DD before heading QDSS she needed to clean out her closet..."there are way too may t-shirts in there, get rid of what you don't wear, or you will not see another new T-shirt until it is done!" ?DDs reply "UHG, I wear all of my T-shirts in there"

Trip home from QDSS addition to DDs luggage...CLINIC t-shirt, TOURNAMENT t-shirt, 2 MVP t-shirts...MOMs reaction...STOP THE INSANITY!!!

 

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Late August day a softball game is about to start and the one game ball turns to the other and says ?I am burning up in this sun!?
The other softball screams ?AAAAAHAHAHH a talking softball!?
;D

 

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Re: Softball Jokes!  Let's Hear Em'!

The T-shirt thing is a sure tip-off. DD was going through her clothes as she prepared to leave for college, walked out to the common area in the house and announced: "No one person should have 72 t-shirts."

 

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Cmon BuckeyeMCS. I know you are funnier than that.

 

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Cmon BuckeyeMCS. I know you are funnier than that.

I guess you had to be there...

 

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Bretman - is that you?

 

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A group of coaches went out after a game to celebrate. When the party broke up one coach realized he had had to much to drink and started walking home. A cop stopped him and asked where he was going. The coach said to a lecture. The cop looked at him and said, who would be giving a lecture at two in the morning? The coach looked him right in the eye and said MY WIFE!!!

 

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Funny, Chico!

 

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