What I look for in a collage coach

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I was asked this weekend at Sparks what I look for in a college coach. I replied first she has to be HOT!! I dont care wich way she goes but if my kid is going to spend four years with her it has to be somewhat appealing to me.

Second she has to be able to make a good red sauce!

 

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That would rule me out.

 

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Ask Valley storm who we deemed "worthy"....

 

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That would rule me out.

Joe you can not get an order from Subway correct so please make no attempt to actually cook...

Scott, Des better be going some where where the coach is a closet chef and culinary expert or there is always the SEC and a lot of good barbecue which you could order take out from for the games.

The last time I saw you it did not look like you were under feed either so someone is a good cook in the family so she may need to stay local.

 

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Aren't collages where you paste alot of pictures together?

 

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Hey Scott...I can make the gravy (us Sicilians call it gravy)!! And my Mom says I'm hot.

 

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rickv:

Hopefully Daddy Dice's kid will do better on the SAT's and/or ACT's than he would. ;&

 

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Scott:

Collage coach = Art teacher. Some are hot, some are not, and the rest are men.

Len
:lmao:

 

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I was asked this weekend at Sparks what I look for in a college coach. I replied first she has to be HOT!! I dont care wich way she goes but if my kid is going to spend four years with her it has to be somewhat appealing to me.

Second she has to be able to make a good red sauce!

And this ok? Inappropriate!

 

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And this ok? Inappropriate!

I thought it was funny.

 

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And this ok? Inappropriate!

He's just testing the boundries, otherwise they start to creep in on him.

 

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I like to think I have as good a sense of humor as anyone, but there's a time and place for everything and a female youth forum like this is not the time and place in my mind for this kind of "humor". It never ceases to amaze me that someone with their business advertised here would think its OK.

 

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Scott,

Would be interested to see your "big board" of prospective colleges, and the rankings, lol.

 

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Guess my daughter and I are looking at this process all wrong. I thought it was important that the coach run a successful program and the school offers the educational option that my daughter is looking for. Guess we will have to change our thinking. And people wonder why women call men pigs.

 

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Sometimes I think we may be a lil touchy. Love him or Hate him Scott just tries to bring a lil humor in during slow times. May not always be to everyones liking but not as bad as some of his past stuff. Take a deep breath it will be ok

 

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Everyone needs to chill out. I'm a woman and I think Scott is the king of pigs, but you guys need thicker skin if this offends you. Stay away from the political boards or you will be SUPER offended!

 

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funny I think the political board here is pretty tame. Maybe I just like the odds of righties/leftists ?

To all the rookies --Scott has a great sense of humor and uses it frequently. He's not uptight or fake. just let it roll . MD

 

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Aren't collages where you paste alot of pictures together?

:lmao::lmao:

 

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Not a rookie here by any stretch, and not a woman either. I have been told that I have a great sense of humor too, but I also draw a line at some point. Some people seem to either forget or don't care that lots of our young girls read this board ... and some of them may want to read a thread about what to look for in a college coach. Hopefully most of them going to college know how to spell it though ... guess that's more my sense of humor.

 

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Not a rookie here by any stretch, and not a woman either. I have been told that I have a great sense of humor too, but I also draw a line at some point. Some people seem to either forget or don't care that lots of our young girls read this board ... and some of them may want to read a thread about what to look for in a college coach. Hopefully most of them going to college know how to spell it though ... guess that's more my sense of humor.

Back in the day bro it would have been game on with this one....but like a reformed priest...I gots to leave it alone!;&