Funny Remarks!!

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Was thinking bout some of the funny things girls say when in a game, I would like to hear some others. Ball Hit to SS goes through legs--- Coach, I dont know what happen, lol Girl strikes out--- Coach, im not trying to strike out, lol Strikes out looking---Coach, Thought it was a Ball, lol Ball Drops in between two players---Coach, it was her ball..lol Would like to hear anyothers, I know there is a few more.

 

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This year I had a girl who looked like she was about to cry behind her sunglasses on the bench. I can't even remember why, bad throw or something. I ask her if she is crying, she said no. I said it sure looks like your are getting ready to cry. Her good friend next to her said, nope she isn't crying. I ask her how she knew. She said I know because we share one brain. If you knew these girls, it would make perfect sense.

 

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thats funny!!

 

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One of the funniest things I heard our girls do this year was sending text message 'pickup lines" to their coaches when they thought they were going to have to run the next day at practice. "I saw an ad with a super model and thought of you" was one of them, and another was" Did you just fart because you are blowing me away". There were some others, but overall, I just thought it was a funny way to try and kiss up and get out of running.
It didn't work though.

 

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After catching her third game on Sunday, catcher says "I think I'm getting that thing that old people get in their knees." Another player quickly responded, "Varicose veins?"

 

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My oldest DD is a bright kid, honors classes 3.7 GPA and a heart of gold. The other day we were stopped at a light and a guy with a cardboard sign was standing against the lightpole. The sign read something like "Please give money for food. Help out a VET". My daughter was a little perplexed and looked at me and asked, "Why would a veterinarian need money for food?!". I looked at the guy, looked back at my DD, then looked straight ahead, shaking my head and muttered, "You are adopted!".

{no offense to those adoptees and adoptors out there, it is just a joke between my DD's and me, I received a dressing down the other day from a nice old lady at Walgreens when I made the comment to the 2nd oldest DD...she tore me up and down...and there was nothing I could do! lol }

 

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My oldest DD is a bright kid, honors classes 3.7 GPA and a heart of gold. The other day we were stopped at a light and a guy with a cardboard sign was standing against the lightpole. The sign read something like "Please give money for food. Help out a VET". My daughter was a little perplexed and looked at me and asked, "Why would a veterinarian need money for food?!". I looked at the guy, looked back at my DD, then looked straight ahead, shaking my head and muttered, "You are adopted!".

{no offense to those adoptees and adoptors out there, it is just a joke between my DD's and me, I received a dressing down the other day from a nice old lady at Walgreens when I made the comment to the 2nd oldest DD...she tore me up and down...and there was nothing I could do! lol }

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

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We mothers on the team provided our coach with much amusement this year.

Our coach told the girl up to bat that the count was 3-0 and swing only if she got one in her wheelhouse.

We all were at a loss as to what a wheelhouse was. The coach tried to explain to us what it meant and he said, "you know, a meaty pitch" as he held his hands up in the zone around his midsection.

One of the mothers looked at the coach and said, "why don't you just call it a meathouse?" She was being totally sincere but our coach just started laughing.
Our coached looked down to where his hand were still displaying the "zone" and rolled his eyes. His mind obviously went to the gutter and he said that would not be an appropriate term.

 

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We mothers on the team provided our coach with much amusement this year.

Our coach told the girl up to bat that the count was 3-0 and swing only if she got one in her wheelhouse.

We all were at a loss as to what a wheelhouse was. The coach tried to explain to us what it meant and he said, "you know, a meaty pitch" as he held his hands up in the zone around his midsection.

One of the mothers looked at the coach and said, "why don't you just call it a meathouse?" She was being totally sincere but our coach just started laughing.
Our coached looked down to where his hand were still displaying the "zone" and rolled his eyes. His mind obviously went to the gutter and he said that would not be an appropriate term.

Well I will say the kids get it honestly. Your kid showed up last night without anything, no bag, helmet, bat, nada, zip. I asked her where her stuff is. She said she left it in her dad's car and HER mom didn't get it. I ask her if it was her mom's stuff, she no. I ask her if her mom played softball, she laughed. I asked her if it was her mom's resonsibility to get her bag for her, she said, "No BUT it is her responsibility to know how forgetful I am and remind me." There you have it. You have 10 parent sprints tomorrow at warm ups.

 

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We mothers on the team provided our coach with much amusement this year.

Our coach told the girl up to bat that the count was 3-0 and swing only if she got one in her wheelhouse.

We all were at a loss as to what a wheelhouse was. The coach tried to explain to us what it meant and he said, "you know, a meaty pitch" as he held his hands up in the zone around his midsection.

One of the mothers looked at the coach and said, "why don't you just call it a meathouse?" She was being totally sincere but our coach just started laughing.
Our coached looked down to where his hand were still displaying the "zone" and rolled his eyes. His mind obviously went to the gutter and he said that would not be an appropriate term.

Uuuuhhhhhhh...can't resist........some meathouse zones are different for different people!!:lmao:

 

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Well I will say the kids get it honestly. Your kid showed up last night without anything, no bag, helmet, bat, nada, zip. I asked her where her stuff is. She said she left it in her dad's car and HER mom didn't get it. I ask her if it was her mom's stuff, she no. I ask her if her mom played softball, she laughed. I asked her if it was her mom's resonsibility to get her bag for her, she said, "No BUT it is her responsibility to know how forgetful I am and remind me." There you have it. You have 10 parent sprints tomorrow at warm ups.

That's why we love Mo.

 

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Uuuuhhhhhhh...can't resist........some meathouse zones are different for different people!!:lmao:

 

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Pitcher on the mound, throwing terrible. I call time out and trot out to settle her down. Infield follows, here is the conversation

Coach: What's wrong?
Pitcher: I have a wedgie coach, and I don't want to pick it in front of all the people
Coach: OK, what can I do
SS: well you aint gonna pick it are you coach
Coach: no
1st base: I aint pickin it
Coach: everyone huddle close so she can pick her wedgie
Pitcher: Thanks coach, I am good now. How many times can you come out here?

True story.

 

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Pitcher on the mound, throwing terrible. I call time out and trot out to settle her down. Infield follows, here is the conversation

Coach: What's wrong?
Pitcher: I have a wedgie coach, and I don't want to pick it in front of all the people
Coach: OK, what can I do
SS: well you aint gonna pick it are you coach
Coach: no
1st base: I aint pickin it
Coach: everyone huddle close so she can pick her wedgie
Pitcher: Thanks coach, I am good now. How many times can you come out here?

True story.

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

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One of the funniest things I heard our girls do this year was sending text message 'pickup lines" to their coaches when they thought they were going to have to run the next day at practice. "I saw an ad with a super model and thought of you" was one of them, and another was" Did you just fart because you are blowing me away". There were some others, but overall, I just thought it was a funny way to try and kiss up and get out of running.
It didn't work though.

thats good stuff. you got a pretty scrappy team. some really good hitters. I know we couldn't get em out last weekend. lol.

 

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Well I will say the kids get it honestly. Your kid showed up last night without anything, no bag, helmet, bat, nada, zip. I asked her where her stuff is. She said she left it in her dad's car and HER mom didn't get it. I ask her if it was her mom's stuff, she no. I ask her if her mom played softball, she laughed. I asked her if it was her mom's resonsibility to get her bag for her, she said, "No BUT it is her responsibility to know how forgetful I am and remind me." There you have it. You have 10 parent sprints tomorrow at warm ups.

Hmmmm do you want me (and therefore her) not to show up at the game.

 

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These are great! I'll see if I can pick any up to add! Thanks for giving me a good laugh!

 

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When dd was younger, her biological father was a religious fanatic that would try to force his unusual beliefs on her and it made her skiddish. Her team would have a short prayer after each tournament. When she was asked to lead it one day, she said the first thing that popped into her mind, the scene from Talladega Nights. Thank goodness her coaches had a sense of humour.

 

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Some of these just made my day after a terrible weekend of softball. The one about the vet was priceless.:lmao:

 

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The one about the vet reminds me of the time I was talking to my daughter about the pioneers. I said your lucky you dont have to cook with a wood stove. She says, wouldnt it catch on fire?