More Wednesday fun...you might be a pitcher's parent.

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If Mama says your the devil........... well you get the rest

I'm not sure why you keep replying to this thread......by the way, good pitching beats good hitting.......:lmao:.......see you in Massillon.
 
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...if your DD's who pitch get you a "nutty buddy" for Father's Day
...if the first time your DD's saw you cry was after you fell off the bucket BEFORE they got you the gift mentioned above
,, if you have a bag of frozen peas that No One in the family will EVER cook with
 
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If you have taken over 500 pictures this season and 450 of them are of your daughter's stride, plant and release...you might be a pitcher's parent. (and I may have underestimated)
 
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Travelinmom -- that's the one that got me laughing, I managed to keep a straight face before that. Although I wonder if I should show this thread to my wife, or our pitcher dd.
 
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If you have taken over 500 pictures this season and 450 of them are of your daughter's stride, plant and release...you might be a pitcher's parent. (and I may have underestimated)

LOL...my DD loves :rolleyes: our film/picture sesions...where is my pointer?
 
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When the wife complains about all the weekly practice sessions and the bad moods that sometimes follow, but is the first one at the dugout sayin...whats wrong with her, she's pitching terrible....
 
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If you have a pitching rubber build into your driveway.......you might be a pitcher's parent.
 
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when the wife complains about all the weekly practice sessions and the bad moods that sometimes follow, but is the first one at the dugout sayin...whats wrong with her, she's pitching terrible....

amen
 
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You might be a pitcher's parent...

If the other parents on the team know better than to try to talk to you, when your daughter is pitching and those that do not know learn really quick.

If you have made a million promises to yourself not to talk to her at all when she is pitching, but then in the moment of truth you can't help yourself. You just have to pointi out that one little mechanical flaw which if she corrected would make her throw so much better, faster, etc. :)

If a ball that is consistently hitting the dirt in front of the plate, it's just the excellent spin on her drop ball.

Love this thread! I really needed a good laugh today.
 
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If you question or complain about which pitches are being called...

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Momma says Hitters Dads are the pot calling the kettle black
 
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If you question or complain about which pitches are being called...

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Momma says Hitters Dads are the pot calling the kettle black

If Your daughter throws a changeup & you ask her why she didn't bring the heat!!:lmao: I did that a few weeks ago! :eek:
 
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If you are the first parent on your team to get tossed from a game by the umpire .. then you might be a pitcher's parent
 
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When you complain about the other third base coach running up the score before the run-rule is reached....you might be a rec coach.

Len
 
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I completely agree with you. I just thought about that one when you brought up the catch phrases...lol.

I will add to this thread with...

You are a pitcher's parent if you just about have a stroke when an ump has a "tight" strike zone.

... if you cringe when DD is sliding into any base because you are afraid she will hurt her pitching arm/hand.

... if you laugh when the other team shows bunt to draw a ball.

... if you get nervous toward the end of a tight game.

This Is Me!..I am that mom!..I love all these, so many are true.Thank you for the saturday morning laughs
 
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When you complain about the other third base coach running up the score before the run-rule is reached....you might be a rec coach.

Len

Good one! Would be even better if posted on the correct thread! ;)
 
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I'm beginning to sense a niche market for anyone holding a PhD in Clinical Psychology. ;&
 
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If you can tell how much a weighted ball weighs by the color of the ball...you're a pitcher's parent. :eek:

If your other kids are catchers (whether they want to be or not)...you're a pitcher's parent. :rolleyes:

If you have 2 bald spots in the back yard that are 40' apart, center to center...you're a pitcher's parent. :D
These are all me!! lol
 

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