You might be a pitcher's parent...
If the other parents on the team know better than to try to talk to you, when your daughter is pitching and those that do not know learn really quick.
If you have made a million promises to yourself not to talk to her at all when she is pitching, but then in the moment of truth you can't help yourself. You just have to pointi out that one little mechanical flaw which if she corrected would make her throw so much better, faster, etc.
If a ball that is consistently hitting the dirt in front of the plate, it's just the excellent spin on her drop ball.
Love this thread! I really needed a good laugh today.