So you wanna Date my Daughter???

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Daddy doesn't question the fact you will protect your kid. But we all know the role you would play in the Joint.

 

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:lmao: I saw that in an email a while back & printed it for safe keeping. Might make copies to hand out when her dates start showing up. None yet because all the boys around here are scared to death of her father, for some reason.

 

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:lmao: I saw that in an email a while back & printed it for safe keeping. Might make copies to hand out when her dates start showing up. None yet because all the boys around here are scared to death of her father, for some reason.

Dan.... is like Gentle Ben ..isnt he ?

 

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this is great! I emailed it to a friend who has 2 girls.

 

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Boy's, hope that doesn;t happen. My girls are 11 and 8, to young to date "I hope". I just remember how i was and dont want my girls to have to deal with that kind of guy. Hopefully their mom talked some sense into them.

 

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My favorite line when they come in is lets go down stairs to the office BOY, as they enter I reach up on the shelf and pluck a jar full of formaldehyde (spelled wrong) with a piece of masking tape on it, and ask him his name, then I will write it on the tape. Then I replace it back on the shelf adjacent to 4 or 5 other jars containing sheep testacies and the 10 in. Buck Special hunting knife, with the names of boys who have left the school district with in the last year or two. "Man doe's that get their attention", then asking them to hold open their wallet can get them real nervous not enough money, too much money, lord forbid the circular indent in the wallet. And the all too rememberable line "I hope I won't have to do this again I will remind you this one time the way she leaves is the way she will be brought home understand?".

Once they leave the one great thing about the modern cell phone is that they have gps locaters to a lap top. If they are not where they should be, the sound of a hog running wide open and a leather clad pissed off father barreling down on the wide eyed terrified runt can leave puddles in their drivers seat, especially when that chain starts flying, or the stainless steel barrel of the trusty S&W 357 catches the moonlight in that charming way that only a father could truly appreciate.

As my dd is screaming and crying I don't know him, I repeat again "I was him 30 years ago, do I know him better than you".

Thank God my dates fathers weren't like me or I might have been a monk.

 

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Funny, ... since my oldest dd got into high school a few years ago several boys like that have just come up missing .... (could it be the Ohio Grassman?) ..... ;&

 

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I think your rules are fabulous!!! I, too, can't wait to share them and perhaps place hard copy in a very visable place. Our daughter is not allowed to date right now, but when she turns 35, these rules will certainly come in handy lol !

My favorite rule is #4

"THE PILL"
My Father's strong suggestion for dating began with telling me to grab a bottle of Tylenol from the cupboard and having a seat in front of him. By now the Tylenol bottle was opened) He told me to take out two tablets. He then informed me that while I would be curious about boys and the feelings that can follow meeting one I liked...he strongly suggested the use of the pill. By now I wanted crawl away and die alone of embarrassment, but there was no escaping his gaze. He further informed me that when I meet someone and have any kind of romantic feeling for them I am to then put the Tylenol between my knees and hold it there (tightly) until the feeling goes away!!!!! This was my Dad's idea of "THE PILL"

 

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My DD just turning 14...so I went out and started buying firearms and tank tops.​

 

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My favorite line when they come in is lets go down stairs to the office BOY, as they enter I reach up on the shelf and pluck a jar full of formaldehyde (spelled wrong) with a piece of masking tape on it, and ask him his name, then I will write it on the tape. Then I replace it back on the shelf adjacent to 4 or 5 other jars containing sheep testacies and the 10 in. Buck Special hunting knife, with the names of boys who have left the school district with in the last year or two. "Man doe's that get their attention", then asking them to hold open their wallet can get them real nervous not enough money, too much money, lord forbid the circular indent in the wallet. And the all too rememberable line "I hope I won't have to do this again I will remind you this one time the way she leaves is the way she will be brought home understand?".

Once they leave the one great thing about the modern cell phone is that they have gps locaters to a lap top. If they are not where they should be, the sound of a hog running wide open and a leather clad pissed off father barreling down on the wide eyed terrified runt can leave puddles in their drivers seat, especially when that chain starts flying, or the stainless steel barrel of the trusty S&W 357 catches the moonlight in that charming way that only a father could truly appreciate.

As my dd is screaming and crying I don't know him, I repeat again "I was him 30 years ago, do I know him better than you".

Thank God my dates fathers weren't like me or I might have been a monk.

Kinda like My Buddys style.. a Decorated State Trooper here in NE Ohio... "M" Would Clean his Handgun as He sat in his Chair as the Young man was asked questions. The Normal ones... Where you going ? Your gonna drive safely , correct ? And She WILL be home by 11 Pm ? Any questions ? lol..... TRUE Story !

 

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Just cleanin' this gun.....

 

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This needs to be revisted.... The best post on OFC.

Much better than "who teaches better than who" and all of those slam threads.

 

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My idea is to teach my DD's "Career, Success, & Self Sufficiency" first ! Boys will just be an extra bonus and will always be there after these things are accomplished. ......Being successful will only make them expect higher standards when it comes to choosing a "boy" .

 

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you should be wearing a worn-out black belt around a weathered judo gi while cleaning the gun...

OK, my DD is only 11, so I am taking notes - Which belt should my DH wear when the boy comes over, worn out Judo Brown Belt, Worn out Jujitsu Black Belt, or newer Brazilian JuiJitsu Purple Belt??

 

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My just about to turn 13 dd is getting text messages ON MY PHONE from a sophmore boy!! Not even smart enough to erase them!! Not sure how to handle it. I know the boy and his parents pretty well, but still......

I'm not big on fire arms, but the formaldahyde in a jar with a hunting knife nearby....I could do that!! ;&

 

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OK, my DD is only 11, so I am taking notes - Which belt should my DH wear when the boy comes over, worn out Judo Brown Belt, Worn out Jujitsu Black Belt, or newer Brazilian JuiJitsu Purple Belt??

Are trying to make the boy poo all over his self? :lmao:

Mike

 

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Should clean the gun while wearing the black belts surronded by the pictures for emphasis of complete capability !!!!!!:lmao::lmao:

 

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Or This:
Clean the Guns
While In a Wifebeater
With Black belt on
With Pictures for emphisis
Next to the jar of formaldahyde
With The Godfather on the TV

 

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Hilliard - I love #2. My DD is not old enough to date yet (never will be in our eyes), but this is a big pet peeve of mine. A few months back one of the neighbor boys knocked on the door and wanted to know if she could come out and hang out. He was standing at my door with a pair of shorts on hanging to his ankles and his underwear showing. My response "go home change into something that fits and doesn't show your underwear and come back and ask politely and maybe you can come in and hang out in my family room" I then shut the door only to her "MOM, why did you do that".
I am printing your post for my husband. It was great.

:lmao: candilg - you are my hero!! That's awesome.

Have faith there West Pirate, it's possible. So far, I've been very lucky with my oldest. She hates clingy guys & usually gives them the boot after 2 weeks. One actually made it 2 months last year & I was starting to worry, but he made the mistake of telling her she talked to much & that was the end of him! ;&

 

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i agree those are rules to live by ill share them with my wife