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Wednesday fun...

Coaches of any type should be thanked for their time and effort and this is no way meant to make fun of those who volunteer their time to help kids learn the game of softball. Rather its purpose is to have a little fun...

With a special shout out to Jeff Foxworthy, here we go...

If you put on cleats to coach a softball game....you might be a rec coach.

If you wear cutoff jeans or jean shorts on the field...you might be a rec coach.

If you set up a home plate with the point aiming at second base...you might be a rec coach.

If you create a snack list for parents to bring snack after the game...you might be a rec coach.

If you think you're an expert because you played high school baseball....you might be a rec coach.

I'm sure there are lots more, keep them coming.

 

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If you put on cleats to coach a softball game....you might be a rec coach.

WTF, i thought i looked cool doing this..........

 

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lol..this could get good *grabs a drink and some popcorn*

 

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ooo...ooo...how about this?

If you haven't learned to park your car far enough away from foul ball territory---you might be a rec coach

 

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If your idea of hitting instruction consists of squashing insects and leaving bruises on your back........

 

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If you take your players for a swim in between games during a tournament---

 

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If you bring Root beer and Ice Cream in a cooler for an after game snack........ Yes I used to....

 

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WTF, i thought i looked cool doing this..........

Why mess up a good pair of tennis shoes when cleats were made for stomping in the mud?

 

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If your practice consists of lobbing pitches to a batter while everyone else stands in the outfield....you might be a rec coach.

If you have no idea what the look back rule means....you might be a rec coach.

 

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Or a rec league umpire ...

 

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Or a rec league parent . . . ( uuhhh, maybe any softball parent)

 

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If you allow your kids to chant "neener, neener, neener, Oscar Meyer wiener........" there ain't no maybe about it.

 

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If you let the girls choose their own fielding positions......

 

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If you stand at third and say "Come on Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, Sally Sue, OHHhhhhhhhh...to bad. Come on Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth.............Oh to bad......and so on. You might be a Rec league coach.




No lie. I heard a coach do this last year for every batter.

 

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If you say the pitcher is on the mound in fastpitch softball, you may be a Rec-ball coach!

If the coach leads the fans in the wave, he may be a real Rec-ball coach

If you run to get a walking taco between innings, you maybe a Rec-ball coach

If you are on the I phone taking calls while coaching thirdbase, you may be a Rec-ball coach!

 

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When your given the list of players on your team and are told "we tried to make the teams as fair as possible"....

All while, the team that goes undefeated in your league is coached by the person who gave you the list!

 

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If in the first tournament game of the weekend you come out to the pre-game meeting at the plate with a new or slightly used game ball and ump fees...you might be a Rec ball coach. (BTW that happened last weekend)

 

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the last time i mouthed off about a coach someone emailed him the link ........MD says notta ...... read between lines LOLOLOL MD

 

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If your daughter leads the team in fielding errors and still plays shortstop, you might be a rec coach.

 

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If you're in 16U and you have players with air-brushed batting helmets with their nicknames on the back, you might be a rec coach.