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you might be a pitchers parent if BouldersDad calls you the devil.

One of my favorite all time posts. And yes you are.
 

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You might be a pitcher's parent if you believe that another human being knows something that they can teach a child over the span of an hour that is worth $100.00 while simultaneously believing that this valuable information or skill that has been passed along can be mastered in only 7 days.
 

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... If you have more training tools at home than your H.S. Softball program.
... If you know the meaning of R.P.S.
... If the NSA has background checked you for using the word "explode!" too many times.
... If your DDs best pitch is a drop curve and the UMP isnt calling the corners
 

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You might be a pitcher's parent if you believe that another human being knows something that they can teach a child over the span of an hour that is worth $100.00 while simultaneously believing that this valuable information or skill that has been passed along can be mastered in only 7 days.
lol, this is funny
 

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So funny. My husband and I were just discussing gloves. He can't find one to fit him and he needs a right hand too!!!
 

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You might be a pitchers parent if you have considered adopting a catcher.
 

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If you always carry a nail down rubber and a 43 ft string in the bed of your pickup!
 

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If you know she is throwing from 40 instead of 43 Ft by how hard the ball hits the glove!
 

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If you know the umpire's strike zone before the game even starts, you might be a pitchers parent.
 

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If you have mastered walking by the dugout and speaking out of the side of your mouth to you daughter hoping that no one sees, you might be a pitchers parent.
 

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1.You can pace off 43 feet within an inch- without a tape measure
2. Your shins have seam marks permanently etched in them
 

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