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Well, i will certainly embedd the picture of my shattered back window (this has happened twice in 3 months, and the first time it happened is quite another story) that occured at this weekends 18u ASA State Tourney at Genshaft Park. Since no one claimed responsibility other then the strategically no-sponsored shirt ball-capped man who said it was the ********, I guess there is nothing more to do than eat the cost. When I attempted to talk to *********, it was like talking to Obama's press secretary. Anyhow, I will not take the time to wish bad karma on some classless 18u coach/team, but as I was driving this morning, I figured I would look into why this happened in true Statman form
Top ten Reason's Statman's Back Window was busted without notice at Genshaft Park
10--Now I can say that I was "shafted" at Genshaft Park
9--It was the curse of the Spano dome for all the times I enjoyed their walking tacos but secretly wished to dig up the remains of Jimmy Hoffa underneath the pitcher's rubber
8--To make me second guess my decision not to get ice before the 2nd and third games that day just to keep my princess parking spot
7--For booing the Buckeye Heat, aka Classics North, as they were playing behind us.
6--Revenge from meeting that Ohio Lice guy in the bathroom at Shreve last year and mocking him on the OFC for remarking how overweight I was
5--For not only allowing myself to be friends with Scott Cilenti on FB, but to allow him to bust chops on the OFC on FB as well.
4--Realizing what Gambone meant at Berliner when he said, "I got a bone to pick with u!" lol
3--For associating myself with the Maddog parents who follow us wherever we go. holla!
2--To have some extra jokes from friends, like, "Hey, you have a whole back there," Response: "That's what she said!"
1--For not having attended many tournaments this year or staying overnight. I guess that's what happens when you don't show up to the ballpark anymore.
Top ten Reason's Statman's Back Window was busted without notice at Genshaft Park
10--Now I can say that I was "shafted" at Genshaft Park
9--It was the curse of the Spano dome for all the times I enjoyed their walking tacos but secretly wished to dig up the remains of Jimmy Hoffa underneath the pitcher's rubber
8--To make me second guess my decision not to get ice before the 2nd and third games that day just to keep my princess parking spot
7--For booing the Buckeye Heat, aka Classics North, as they were playing behind us.
6--Revenge from meeting that Ohio Lice guy in the bathroom at Shreve last year and mocking him on the OFC for remarking how overweight I was
5--For not only allowing myself to be friends with Scott Cilenti on FB, but to allow him to bust chops on the OFC on FB as well.
4--Realizing what Gambone meant at Berliner when he said, "I got a bone to pick with u!" lol
3--For associating myself with the Maddog parents who follow us wherever we go. holla!
2--To have some extra jokes from friends, like, "Hey, you have a whole back there," Response: "That's what she said!"
1--For not having attended many tournaments this year or staying overnight. I guess that's what happens when you don't show up to the ballpark anymore.
