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Had fun with this last night at the hotel! As the season is coming to a close and we all are tired of so many things ( like living out of a suitcase) what defines your humorous side as a coach!?!?
You might be a softball coach...
1. If you can not take off your shoes in public because everyone thinks you have brand new socks on!
2. You do lawn work on Sunday because your team was not successful.
3. You could clean your dash off and build a softball field in the backyard with dirt to spare.
4. You have raccoon eyes from your sunglasses.
5. Your back to school shopping was completed by your last tournement shirt purchase?
6. You judge your dd's extra-curricular activities by how they will look on her player profile.
7. You have more bruises in your shin than diamonds in your wedding ring.
8. You yell " heads up" in a space and people duck and cover their heads.
9. You have more key cards to hotel rooms than credit cards in your wallet.
10. Your whole truck smells like feet and you have water bottles stuck in places you didn't even know you had?
Whats yours?
You might be a softball coach...
1. If you can not take off your shoes in public because everyone thinks you have brand new socks on!
2. You do lawn work on Sunday because your team was not successful.
3. You could clean your dash off and build a softball field in the backyard with dirt to spare.
4. You have raccoon eyes from your sunglasses.
5. Your back to school shopping was completed by your last tournement shirt purchase?
6. You judge your dd's extra-curricular activities by how they will look on her player profile.
7. You have more bruises in your shin than diamonds in your wedding ring.
8. You yell " heads up" in a space and people duck and cover their heads.
9. You have more key cards to hotel rooms than credit cards in your wallet.
10. Your whole truck smells like feet and you have water bottles stuck in places you didn't even know you had?
Whats yours?
