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Anybody ever watch Bubba Hotep??? ?

It stars Bruce Campbell, who I just love (he's so deliciously ham & cheesy), but even he couldn't save this mess. ?

He plays a drunken, strung out, broken down Elvis, who is in an asylum or nursing home of some sort in the deep South, and has to do battle with an evil Egyptian mummy who has been preying on all the residents/patients. ?So what's not to like, right??? ?

I wanted to like this soooo badly, but it just left me kinda queasy. ?

 

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Quote from playa39 on 03/08/08 at 11:09pm

My worst has got to be every sequel ever made. They are always a big let down.

What about Godfather II -- better than the first.

Worst list -- Porky's

Posted by: cshilt Posted on: Today at 10:24am
Dumb and Dumberer - Quick name the lead actors.

Police Academy: Mission to Moscow - The only PA movie to not even gross a million dollars

Bolero - A 30 year old Bo Derek plays an 18 year old

It's Pat - Is it a movie or a bad SNL skit? Who can tell?

Kazaam - Ironically, this isn't even Shaq's worst movie, but I didn't think that anyone would know about Steel

From Justin to Kelly - Unfortunately this movie didn't do well enough in the box office to warrant the follow-up movie, From Ruben to Clay

If I had actually watched any of these movies I would have to agree with this list. ?Haven't any of you ever heard of www.rottentomatoes.com/ . ?C'mon people, you're softball parents. ?You don't have time to waste on bad movies.

Duh.... It's just snowed a gazillion feet of snow. What else is there to do?

 

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katjoe, speaking of Bruce Campbell (he didn't make your square-jaw hotness award?)....the original Evil Dead was a masterpiece of gore (kinda like Re-animator!) while the second was to pay for the first, which was actually a remake...I don't know what happened with "Army of Darkness"..Sam Raimi's ode to Harryhausen went dud for me....also, Bruce Campbell has the best cameo's in the Spider Man films, AND if it weren't for his nice touch in the resteraunt scene, the last Spidey Film would have totally blown (Peter Parker as an emo alt-punk dude? whatever!)

another worst sequel, the batman one with Ah-nold...ugghhhh

 

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Airplane II the sequle (my spelling is bad)
Attack of the Killer Tomatos was way to dumb

 

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I totally agree with Dumb and Dumber, Every Police Academy movie ever made and one of the worst I have ever endured is Me, Myself, and Irene!

 

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Killer Clowns from Outer Space ... but I still watch it every time it is on, like a bad car wreck I can't NOT look.

Ishtar - it is SO BAD, it is almost worth watching, for the car wreck effect also. Great cast, great plot, HORRIBLE movie.

Napolean Dyamite?? - is incredibly good!!! Someone said it best, can hardly watch it the 1st time, then 2nd time you get thru it and start "getting it" as you begin to realize it is REALLY clever and good, and then the 13th and 14th times are all about seeing the few things you STILL hadn't caught yet.

"Can I borrow your guys's phone?"
"Napolean, you're just jealous because I've been chatting on line all day with babes, beside, ... you know I'm training to be a cage fighter"
"I bet I can throw a ball over that mountain"

 

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"Can I borrow your guys's phone?"
"Napolean, you're just jealous because I've been chatting on line all day with babes, beside, ... you know I'm training to be a cage fighter"
"I bet I can throw a ball over that mountain"

Doesn't do much for me. But if you watch it with a large group of teens, it is pretty funny to watch their reactions! ;D

 

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Worst movie I've ever watched...Zoolander!

 

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Worst movie I've ever watched...Zoolander!

Niner

You need to watch more movies

 

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actually, I couldn't even watch the whole thing thru.
Another bad movie...Meet the Spartans.

 

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Zoolander - that is another one like Napolean Dynamite where there is simply going to be a "divide". I LOVE Ben Stiller & Owen Wilson, and I HATED Zoolander, I could not watch it all the way through either to give it a chance. Different strokes, I guess. Have several friends who think I am an IDIOT because I "don't get it" about Zoolander while I think they are "MORONS" for not liking The Waterboy (a true work of genius!!). I does gotsta try me some Louisiana Frogcakes, or some grilled baby gators, and Vicki Valencourt is NOT the devil!! ..... ("There's ya daddy" ... )

 

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The Waterboy is awesome.....My mmmmamma says...that is one of my husbands favorite quotes....

As far as bad goes....well American Wedding (some funny spots but not that great....so many more that stunk but I am drawing a complete blank.

 

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Anybody make it thru a viewing of Super Snoozer "Sideways"?

It has to rank at the top of my list as a complete waste of 2 hours of my life.

Coming in at a distant 2nd is "Nacho Libre" or most any move that "stars? Jack Black.

 

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I have tried to watch Sideways several times, actually liking it but is so mellow that I keep falling asleep, no matter what time it is. I could never get past the previews of Nacho Libre, might be a great movie, but I will probably never know.

How about the "multiple stories in multiple places all converging together" genre?

Pulp Fiction? - Yes.5!!
Two Days in the Valley? - Yes
Crash? - Yes
Babel? - Not so much
Magnolia? - Not so much -

 

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You mean like "I Will Kill Bill"?

 

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Fatal Attrachtion - Still can't believe that I paid money to see it and that I wasted my time and sat through it untill the end !