Now The Worst Movie ever Made

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Everyone needs to give Napoleon one honest watch. Then give it one more. Then you are hooked!!

I caught you a delicious bass.

I agree wgman, luv me some Napoleon Dynamite. ?It's sooo painfully awkward, and most of us can relate to at least some of the situations.

Here's some of my fave lines:

"You know? there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo-staff."

"Tina, you fat lard---come and get some ham!" ? ~ ?(Tina is his grandma's llama)?

"Pedro offers you his protection."

"Do the chickens have large talons?"

Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.

 

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[quote author=r-anslow link=1204932405/0#22 date=1204943891]neopolian Dynomite (sp)

It doesn't matter how you spell it... it still sucks.
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You guys are nuts...Neopolian Dynamite was hilarious! ?Where's your sense of humor?

 

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The Ringer........another flat-out, side splitting movie! ?

"YOU SCRATCHED MY CD...YOU PICKED IT UP IN PLAIN DAYLIGHT....AND YOU SCRATCHED IT!"

What about Thomas......he's the coolest!

 

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I just thought of another very bad one that I had to mention... Escape from L.A. with Kurt Russel.. TERRIBLE!! >

 

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Krush Groove , it stared Run DMC and the Fat Boys ;D

 

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Uber, don't forgt about Disorderlies with the Fat Boys.

 

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Clan of the Cave Bear was a great book, and the books that followed were awesome. ?Why do people have to ruing great books with awful movies!! ?I'm glad no one decided to make movies out of the other books! ;D

The same can be said Stephen King's books. ?There are only a couple that translated well to movies - the rest bombed.

 

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Natural born killers with woody was horrible.

 

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• Dumb and Dumberer - Quick name the lead actors.
• Police Academy: Mission to Moscow - The only PA movie to not even gross a million dollars
• Bolero - A 30 year old Bo Derek plays an 18 year old
• It's Pat - Is it a movie or a bad SNL skit? Who can tell?
• Kazaam - Ironically, this isn't even Shaq's worst movie, but I didn't think that anyone would know about Steel
• From Justin to Kelly - Unfortunately this movie didn't do well enough in the box office to warrant the follow-up movie, From Ruben to Clay

 

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Conan series w/ Arnold were really bad. Ishtar and Caddyshack II - especially after the 1st was such a classic.

 

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The Crying Game ... I threw up my popcorn

 

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The Big Lebowski....horrible and totally not funny. Had to stop the tape to see how much was left.

 

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Quote from playa39 on 03/08/08 at 11:09pm

My worst has got to be every sequel ever made. They are always a big let down.

What about Godfather II -- better than the first.

Worst list -- Porky's

Posted by: cshilt Posted on: Today at 10:24am
Dumb and Dumberer - Quick name the lead actors.

Police Academy: Mission to Moscow - The only PA movie to not even gross a million dollars

Bolero - A 30 year old Bo Derek plays an 18 year old

It's Pat - Is it a movie or a bad SNL skit? Who can tell?

Kazaam - Ironically, this isn't even Shaq's worst movie, but I didn't think that anyone would know about Steel

From Justin to Kelly - Unfortunately this movie didn't do well enough in the box office to warrant the follow-up movie, From Ruben to Clay

If I had actually watched any of these movies I would have to agree with this list. ?Haven't any of you ever heard of www.rottentomatoes.com/ . ?C'mon people, you're softball parents. ?You don't have time to waste on bad movies.

 

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Without a close second the movie "Gerry" starring Casey Affleck and Matt Damon has to be the WORST movie ever made. For that matter it should also win for the worst movie ever concieved, and the worst movie ever even thought about.

If anyone else ever saw this movie and understood it at all please be kind and explain it to me. Not that it would help but I cannot believe that anything this bad could ever be made.

 

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How about "Steel" with Shaq?? or his other one "Kazaam" where he is a genie. Those were BADDD

 

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Laser Blast, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. The Way We Were.

 

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• Dumb and Dumberer - Quick name the lead actors.
• Police Academy: Mission to Moscow - The only PA movie to not even gross a million dollars
• Bolero - A 30 year old Bo Derek plays an 18 year old
• It's Pat - Is it a movie or a bad SNL skit? Who can tell?
• Kazaam - Ironically, this isn't even Shaq's worst movie, but I didn't think that anyone would know about Steel
• From Justin to Kelly - Unfortunately this movie didn't do well enough in the box office to warrant the follow-up movie, From Ruben to Clay

I didn't even know about that PA movie! Is Steve Gutenberg in that one?

Pat, Pat is it a him or a that? Pat, Pat... ;D ;D ;D

 

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The Big Lebowski....horrible and totally not funny. ?Had to stop the tape to see how much was left.

You must still be in the stonage to have to stop the tape!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

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OK, this was a absolute BAD movie..........."Barb Wire". There was only a couple reasons i could think of to watch this movie, 32 times!

" Kangaroo Jack " was another horrible movie, my sons loved this and i had to watch it every other day one summer.

 

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Worst movie of all time. It has to be Yentel with Barbra Streisand.