OT: Your "Clean" OSU/Michigan Jokes

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Let er rip.

Two University of Michigan students are walking by a storefront and see a sign that reads:

Suits $5.00 each
Shirts $2.00 each
Trousers $2.50 per pair

One says to the other, "Look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and when we get back to the University, we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay. Just let me do the talking."

They go into the store and the UM fan says, "I'll take 50 suits at $5.00 each, 100 shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my truck up and ....."

The owner of the shop interrupts him, "You're from the University of Michigan, aren't you?"

"Well...yes," says the surprised UM fan. "How did you know that?"

The owner says, "This is a dry cleaners."

 

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A family of Michigan football supporters head out to do some shopping. The son picks up an OSU jersey and tells his mother he's decided to become a Buckeye fan and wants this for Christmas.
The mother, upset, whacks him on the head and says Go see your father! Off he goes with the OSU jersey in hand to find his dad. Dad? I've decided I'm going to be an OSU fan and want this jersey for Christmas.
The father is outraged, whacks his son on the head and says No son of mine will ever be seen in THAT!
On they way home the father says I hope you learned something today. The son says Yes, I have. What is it?
I've only been a Buckeye fan for an hour and I already hate you Michigan idiots.
;D

 

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I will have to wait until next week, my mind is full of MSU jokes right now, Us Michigan fans must concentrate on our biggest rival this week

 

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2 buckeye fans sitting at bar drinkin beer, everytime they finish one they scream out the number 54, Finally after the 4th time the bartender walks over to them and asks" Why do you keep yelling out the number 54 when you are done with your drink" One of the fans say: because me and my friend here just finished a puzzle in we got it done in 54 days" Bartender said "What`s so special about that" Other fan said "because on the side of the box it said 2 to 4 years" LOL

BTW go SPARTANS

 

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just got this in an email yesterday--


OSU vs MICHIGAN


Once upon a time,
there was a season when neither Ohio State
nor Michigan made a post-season bowl game.
It seemed so unusual that the teams
figured there should be some sort of competition anyway.
So they got together and decided on
a week-long ice-fishing competition.
On the first day, Ohio State caught 100
fish and Michigan caught none.
On the second day, Ohio State had caught 200
fish and Michigan still had zero.
The Michigan coach, suspecting cheating,
dressed one of his players in scarlet and gray and sent him to
the Ohio State camp to act as a spy.
At the end of the day, the player came
back to the report.
"Are they cheating?" asked the coach.
"They sure are," the player said.
"They're cutting holes in the ice!"