I would love to see the feeding frenzy when that absolute stud shows up and the coaches are all falling all over each other to get her on their diamond.
I may just have to show up with a stud 18U player with a fake 14U birth cert just to see the coaches slobber and clobber each other to get her. Heck, I might even get my car washed, my tires rotated and a free dinner out of the deal. :-?