Things I Learned at Miami University Elite Camp that i wasn't even trying to learn

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This goes to the "double headed dragon" that gave me the idea in the first place because i was originally NOT going to post anything until next summer regarding anything soft, anything shaped like a ball, and surely not together to make a compound word

1. Old Yeller dogs are the best dogs ever. i mean, they sit there in the sun, they walk over for an occasional pet, they drink water out of a country crock butter cup and they bother no one.
2. Fellas, no one cares of your wearing your community team/travel team t-shirt and hat combo. This was the start of the NFL season and you're wearing some coaches shirt. seriously? and why do the wives let them dress this way? at least one guy got it halfway right. Even though he violated the rule of two team logos (like me wearing an Astros shirt with a buckeyes hat), it looked better than some of the other guys
3. The campus Subway does not honor my point card
4. Girls at Elite camps still cant lay down a bunt.
5. Girls at Elite camps don't or wont scoop a low throw at second.
6. No matter what I am doing, everyone thinks that a) I'm taking stats, b) recruiting or c) posting on the OFC from my phone. I guess when you're named the "statman" and have barely more posts than ManDan, then you're asking for it
7. Speaking of ManDan, how does he even get into a conversation in Oxford, OH?
8. CoachMurph hates dogs (incidentally, not the Old Yeller kind)
9. CGS's dog may leave a stinker near the dugout if you're not watching
10. When in doubt of the GPS, look for someone else driving their DD around and follow them
11. The Bengals ****
12. People know I don't like Pickerington North, but it has nothing to do WITH YOUR DAUGHTER
13. Regardless of how well i may think i've done not antagonizing people on the OFC, someone will undoubtedly remind me of my ManDannish ways
14. Speaking of ManDan, refer to #7 (repeat)
15. My DD prefers small t-shirts
16. i CAN walk in Ohio without sweating
17. Church St actually has a Church on its street
18. Never try to listen to your own church's live streaming sermon, because it will undoubtedly freeze your Droid
19. people actually root for the Bengals
20. Tangy Mike and Coachmurph are going to hunt me down and kill me now that i posted this!
 
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Wait, my dog wasn't even at this clinic? And I've done enough poop-scooping to last a lifetime. And she is pretty much in the description of Old Yeller that you have provided.

Hope Murph wasn't complaining about my dog. If we missed a "stinker" somewhere, we apologize profusely.
 
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I am going on record as a Casey the wonder dog fan. Beep, Beep, Beep - that's the sound of the bus backing over Murph...

15. My DD prefers small t-shirts - I thought I was the only one who got yelled at for ordering the medium.
 
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I'm afraid to ask. If it was ugly and someone was doggin me please post it verbatim. no one is playing any ball so we can just fight. jk My kid is taking a year off so no fall ball and no summer team next year. May sound shocking but I'm looking forward to a summer with family vacations, church activities , fishing, camping out , etc etc. I'll prob' just fade away and not post all of 2011 lol MD
 
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MD, certainly nothing bad. There was some fun discussions reliving past OFC posting-wars but it was all in good fun. I blame it on Murphy, he really is trouble.


Spent some time with Doug Anderson and he shared with me your dd was taking a year off. I was pretty shocked. But, it sounds like everything will be good. I am sure you will find your way to a ball game from time to time.

Maybe you can come up and help out at GAPSS :D:D, you know you deserved that one.
 
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hey --doug can verify us doomers are the best grounds fixer uppers known to OFC . (actually the crew at Goshen are dang good also.) heavy equipment plus strong backs = clean fields. MD and yes I deserved that one.
 
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mandan, you can join the wgman retired DD card club. they play all summer!
 
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i dont know what's funnier than Mandan not getting a wgman reference!
 
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i misread your statemate --no cards for me or the kid . my dd might be surfing, diving, shooting guns, snorkeling with sharks , or laying on the beach somewhere , but there won't be any cards . MD
 
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MD, you would be surprized at how many projects get completed around the house when Dads don't have to go to a tournament :D.
 
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with no fall ball, you should have time to go to the OSU v michigan game....

Stingrays 14u (Theophilus) is selling raffle tickets 3 for $10.00.

- 1st prize is 2-OSU VS MICHIGAN tickets Deck 23AA Row 4, 1 night hotel accomodations at the Hilton Garden Inn-OSU area and $100.00 gift certificate to Eddie Georges Grill.

Second prize is OSU VS PERDUE tickets
Third prize is a helmet or mini helmet signed by COACH TRESSEL.

Anyone interested can send a check to...
Stingrays 97
PO Box 1167

Mt. Vernon , OH. 43050
Attn: Treasurer

along with your contact information and tickets will mailed out when we receive your check...


Drawing will be held October 15th.
Results will be posted by 5:00 pm Monday October 18th at
http://theophilus.stingraysfastpitch.com

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with no fall ball, you should have time to go to the OSU v michigan game....

Stingrays 14u (Theophilus) is selling raffle tickets 3 for $10.00.

- 1st prize is 2-OSU VS MICHIGAN tickets Deck 23AA Row 4, 1 night hotel accomodations at the Hilton Garden Inn-OSU area and $100.00 gift certificate to Eddie Georges Grill.

Second prize is OSU VS PERDUE tickets
Third prize is a helmet or mini helmet signed by COACH TRESSEL.

Anyone interested can send a check to...
Stingrays 97
PO Box 1167
Mt. Vernon , OH. 43050
Attn: Treasurer

along with your contact information and tickets will mailed out when we receive your check...


Drawing will be held October 15th.
Results will be posted by 5:00 pm Monday October 18th at
http://theophilus.stingraysfastpitch.com

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IO Oh no, she has been taking lessons from Coop.
 
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Ok - just having a little fun chatting at miami camp. I like dogs, even CGS's dog! I have a dog! In fact, my family likes my dog more than me! I like dogs more than statman! Things I learned at Miami - don't tell anything to Statman - or it will end up on one of his things I learned list and believe me, he must not know too much cause the lists are long!

Ha, Ha

Coach Murph
 
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Ok - just having a little fun chatting at miami camp. I like dogs, even CGS's dog! I have a dog! In fact, my family likes my dog more than me! I like dogs more than statman! Things I learned at Miami - don't tell anything to Statman - or it will end up on one of his things I learned list and believe me, he must not know too much cause the lists are long!

Ha, Ha

Coach Murph

a good laugh for sure!
 
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I've learned that dads should shut it down when wearing daughters team logo on hat shirt and probably under ware! The college coach does't care that your daughter play's for that team that rhymes with TASER!!!:lmao:
 
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I've learned that dads should shut it down when wearing daughters team logo on hat shirt and probably under ware! The college coach does't care that your daughter play's for that team that rhymes with TASER!!!:lmao:
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
 
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I heard the winner of the Dumbest Thing Ever Said At A College Clinic by a parent during the last of three games.

Dude 2 rows in front of me is cuddling with what I assume was his wife (puke) and his daughter rolls up to bat. Runner on 2nd no outs and his dd is supposed to lay down a bunt. After the 1st attempt (See Stats info on bunting in OP) goes foul - Dude Awesome yells out - "This is NO TIME TO BE PLAYING A TEAM GAME - HIT THE BALL".

Um yes, every coach heard him.

I just sat there and shook my head in disbelief.
 
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Run26:

omg, that goes on my list of things to tell parents not to do at exposure tournaments/clinics. While we might choose to let the hitter swing away because it is an exposure event, the notion that the parent would challenge the coach so publicly if the Head Coach chose to bunt is astounding. Can you say "cancel that interest" on behalf of the college coach?
 

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