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Well, you knew it was coming, people!
1) Little statman has learned to run the bases on every surface, but my little girl has a while to go. After game three, she realized she can scoot underneath the net, ran down first, touched second, and then ended up in center field.
2) Little statman was too shy to ask any of the college girls in the bookstore what their major were.
3) little statman thinks college will consist of him and his best friend playing Star Wars all afternoon.
4) Coaches from Illinois will tell their players to get hit by an inside pitch on purpose
5) Statman forgets to pack folding chairs for indoor tourneys
6) the indiana coach will confiscate the fieldhouse designated folding chairs for "coaches meetings" and then forget to bring them back
7) If you leave a comfortable chair sitting next to Statman, expect it to be used. I know the guy was salty when he saw me in there, and instead of kicking me out, he just reserved his seat with a book!
8) Always wear socks in a Super 8
9) When you threaten your crying kids with no pool time at the hotel, expect the hotel's pool to be non-functional because of a heater issue
10) College kids save 2 bucks a meal by drinking water only
11) You can drive four hours for a game with...the Nightmare
12) Speaking of, little statman was adopted by a Nightmare family whose son was into star wars, had a laptop and played "zombie attack" and hide n go seek.
13) girls still have trouble throwing to first base after fielding a bunt
14) you spend 40 dollars on a DS game and all your kids want to do with it is watch a flip-book animation of cat on a skateboard and someone kicking someone in their butt and watches them fall over and over and over again
15) Any drink spilled by a kid at home is multiplied by 5 while out of town or in a hotel
16) IU basketball fans show up at 5pm for a home game
17) if the Indy Shockwave's colors are just like IU, and the Buckeye Heat's are kinda like OSU, are the Shockwave really the Buckeye Heat?
18) Irish in Ohio are green, in Indy they are gold, and in Boston they look like Ben Affleck and rob banks
19) Dave Beckham will run 100 yards for a cup of coffee
20) Butler winery has a tasting room! oh yeah!
1) Little statman has learned to run the bases on every surface, but my little girl has a while to go. After game three, she realized she can scoot underneath the net, ran down first, touched second, and then ended up in center field.
2) Little statman was too shy to ask any of the college girls in the bookstore what their major were.
3) little statman thinks college will consist of him and his best friend playing Star Wars all afternoon.
4) Coaches from Illinois will tell their players to get hit by an inside pitch on purpose
5) Statman forgets to pack folding chairs for indoor tourneys
6) the indiana coach will confiscate the fieldhouse designated folding chairs for "coaches meetings" and then forget to bring them back
7) If you leave a comfortable chair sitting next to Statman, expect it to be used. I know the guy was salty when he saw me in there, and instead of kicking me out, he just reserved his seat with a book!
8) Always wear socks in a Super 8
9) When you threaten your crying kids with no pool time at the hotel, expect the hotel's pool to be non-functional because of a heater issue
10) College kids save 2 bucks a meal by drinking water only
11) You can drive four hours for a game with...the Nightmare
12) Speaking of, little statman was adopted by a Nightmare family whose son was into star wars, had a laptop and played "zombie attack" and hide n go seek.
13) girls still have trouble throwing to first base after fielding a bunt
14) you spend 40 dollars on a DS game and all your kids want to do with it is watch a flip-book animation of cat on a skateboard and someone kicking someone in their butt and watches them fall over and over and over again
15) Any drink spilled by a kid at home is multiplied by 5 while out of town or in a hotel
16) IU basketball fans show up at 5pm for a home game
17) if the Indy Shockwave's colors are just like IU, and the Buckeye Heat's are kinda like OSU, are the Shockwave really the Buckeye Heat?
18) Irish in Ohio are green, in Indy they are gold, and in Boston they look like Ben Affleck and rob banks
19) Dave Beckham will run 100 yards for a cup of coffee
20) Butler winery has a tasting room! oh yeah!