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was at tryouts today, figure i would delete the name as a haha to the Bear's rule of "though shall not insert team name here" rule...here are some quick observations..i'm sure a casual observer will realize where the statman was lurking this saturday morning
10. Tangy Mike wears P.E./gym shorts to tryouts..and speaking of shorts, apparently the du jour shorts 2 wear for the dads out there are the plaid/preppy almost-pajama shorts shorts. Dare I say coming to a coaching shorts in the near future--Lasers Plaid?
9. The cut-open, flappy mid-drift once a t-shirts shirts that accentuate the rainbow colored sports bra is simply not attractive..is that what our 10yr old girls have to look forward to? and what dads let their DD's leave the house dressed that way?
8. ----- nation will not be hosting any bar mitsvah's/birthdays/quinceneara's nor early christmas celebrations for wgman;&:lmao:
7. Seeing old friends from this summer's team is still bittersweet. You cheer on their every move regardless if they end up in the same dugout and realizing some wont be playing in the same dugout and that u wont be yelling their name out when they are on deck kinda takes the fun out u
6. The ------ white coach can sure hit!
5. You can actually go 3 hours playing in Whitehall without rain being involved.
4. Even if u see packaged buns doesnt mean that concessions will be sold
3. Rangling girls in numerical order based on their marathon-like billboard clipped number is like herding cats. I figured this was part of the tryout. U can't line up in order, see you later!
2. Girls really should hustle more when u miss the ball in the infield or outfield. Seriously? ur gonna dog it at ------ tryouts?
1. Never keep ur head down when Bink is hittin the ball. Dude, u hit the statman on the meaty (well, any part of me is meaty) part of the thigh! I need Obama-care just leaving...
:lmao:
good luck to all the participants and parents. Tryouts sure are fun
10. Tangy Mike wears P.E./gym shorts to tryouts..and speaking of shorts, apparently the du jour shorts 2 wear for the dads out there are the plaid/preppy almost-pajama shorts shorts. Dare I say coming to a coaching shorts in the near future--Lasers Plaid?
9. The cut-open, flappy mid-drift once a t-shirts shirts that accentuate the rainbow colored sports bra is simply not attractive..is that what our 10yr old girls have to look forward to? and what dads let their DD's leave the house dressed that way?
8. ----- nation will not be hosting any bar mitsvah's/birthdays/quinceneara's nor early christmas celebrations for wgman;&:lmao:
7. Seeing old friends from this summer's team is still bittersweet. You cheer on their every move regardless if they end up in the same dugout and realizing some wont be playing in the same dugout and that u wont be yelling their name out when they are on deck kinda takes the fun out u
6. The ------ white coach can sure hit!
5. You can actually go 3 hours playing in Whitehall without rain being involved.
4. Even if u see packaged buns doesnt mean that concessions will be sold
3. Rangling girls in numerical order based on their marathon-like billboard clipped number is like herding cats. I figured this was part of the tryout. U can't line up in order, see you later!
2. Girls really should hustle more when u miss the ball in the infield or outfield. Seriously? ur gonna dog it at ------ tryouts?
1. Never keep ur head down when Bink is hittin the ball. Dude, u hit the statman on the meaty (well, any part of me is meaty) part of the thigh! I need Obama-care just leaving...
:lmao:good luck to all the participants and parents. Tryouts sure are fun